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funny to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

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funny to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • @Lexam@lemmy.ca
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    72•1 year ago

    You see they want to be eaten.

    • @Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      35•1 year ago

      Vore me mommy uwu

      • @100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world
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        16•1 year ago

        How can I delete someone else’s comment?

        • key
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          5•1 year ago

          Connect to your instance’s PG and run: DELETE comment WHERE body ILIKE '%uwu%';

      • @Darken@reddthat.com
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        1 year ago

        deleted by creator

        • @Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          1•1 year ago

          thonx beb <3

    • Hoagie
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      15•1 year ago

      The children yearn for the mines, the chickens yearn for the mouth.

    • BlanketsWithSmallpox
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      12•1 year ago

      Post this every time a vegan shames chicken instincts in the comments.

  • @paddirn@lemmy.world
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    37•1 year ago

    We had parakeets and lovebirds that would do the same thing, they’re either really stupid or really trusting or both. Seeing how gross birds can be sometimes with just at-will pooping made it feel disgusting though, like they were gonna poop in my mouth at any moment.

    • @0ops@lemm.ee
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      9•1 year ago

      Do birds poop at-will? I swear they poop subconsciously

      • @paddirn@lemmy.world
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        20•1 year ago

        They just poop whenever and wherever, doesn’t matter where they’re at, maybe it’s subconsciously and they just don’t even care. However, their almost perfect aim in hitting my car seems to suggest they have some amount of control over the process.

      • @LemmysMum@lemmy.world
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        13•1 year ago

        Cloacas don’t have a sphincter.

      • @Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
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        9•1 year ago

        Birds poop whenever because they have no anus. They just poop.

        • @0ops@lemm.ee
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          6•1 year ago

          Cloaca is the word of day!

        • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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          4•1 year ago

          I have no anus and I must poop

          • @Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
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            2•1 year ago

            Then you have pooped!

  • @Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world
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    28•1 year ago

    Is anyone here old enough to remember the crunchy chick from Fable?

    • @RGB3x3@lemmy.world
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      10•1 year ago

      Yes! I love that it gave you 2 evil every time you ate one.

      • @TheSlad@sh.itjust.works
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        7•1 year ago

        Me strolling up to that one Demon Door with a bulk bag of crunchy chicks, 'bout to get some loot.

    • @Asclepiaz@lemmy.world
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      2•1 year ago

      😋

  • the dopamine fiend
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    25•1 year ago

    “I know my destiny…”

  • OBG
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    18•1 year ago

    She acts like thats the first cock that’s been in there…

    • @rosymind@leminal.space
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      11•1 year ago

      Ok, but that’s a chick to be fair

      • OBG
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        19•1 year ago

        Good point, allow me to correct my statement.

        She acts like that’s the first chick she’s ever eaten.

        • @rosymind@leminal.space
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          7•1 year ago

          Much more accurate

  • @Vespair@lemm.ee
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    17•1 year ago

    You’re supposed to wear a veil to hide your shame from God before you eat ortolan bunting, geez

  • @db2@sopuli.xyz
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    16•1 year ago

    Mmm, salmonella.

    • IninewCrow
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      4•1 year ago

      Especially when you imagine where those feet have been

  • @TheBogeyman@lemm.ee
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    15•1 year ago

    KFC (Kentucky Fresh Chicken)

  • @HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world
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    12•1 year ago

    Honestly I’m finding this mesmerising lol

  • @Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
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    11•1 year ago

    Now just chew and swallow, honey. Finish your breakfast.

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