a few weeks ago the cat jumped up on the couch behind me to start gagging right over my head. it was a whole new level of Audacity that I never even knew existed.
my dog wakes me up standing over my face and gagging sometimes
lovely way to start the day
Well it would be worse if you didn’t wake up with the dog standing over your face and gagging!
agreed. I’ve stepped in puke on the way to the bathroom first thing before my eyes are even cleared up and it’s not pleasant
Well, they see us collect their various excrements so I’m pretty sure some cats think we do that for eating later or whatever else. So they’re actually trying to be nice.
Thank you, i loved picturing this.
Is it maybe a burying instinct, like they have with their poop? The carpet might seem more like grass or lose ground, where it is possible to bury it. You don’t really want the puke rotting away on the stone ground of your lion’s den, do ya?
I heard that it might be that they want the traction, like something they can dig their claws into while they convulse
Whatever the reason, I hate it sooooo much. My apartment is 90% hardwood or tile, and my cat has puked on the small patches of carpet 30/30 times
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I don’t know about others but my cat does not try to bury puke. She immediately wants to get as far as from it as possible and will actively avoid the area until the puke has been cleaned up.
One of mine used to come in from the garden, puke on the carpet, and go back out again. I always figured it was where he felt safe at a very vulnerable moment.
Similarly, I figure our dogs choose the carpet over the hardwood because they don’t want to worry about slipping during a puke. Even better on something like a couch or bed.
My dog - she was hacking and I let her out, she didn’t puke. Let her back in and she hurled all over the rug so I let her out, she seemed fine after puking and cleaned it then let her back in when the rug was cleaned and she puked on it again.
I threw out the rug.
RIP rug
My old place had hardwood floors so the best place to barf, naturally, was in my slippers
At that point id just buy a tiny"puke" rug and change it out every few years.
Oh my goodness the art is so adorable! Does anyone know the artist?
Akshara Ashok @happyfluffcomics
Sorry should have linked them
Our cat just puked on the bed blankets again… Why does she always pick the bed
Yesterday I was sleeping and felt my cat “shaking” trying to puke lol just threw her to the floor poor baby. I’m feeling horrible but didn’t had to change my sheets at 3am
I thought that pot plant was doing a goatse at first.
I don’t get it.
Cats do this.
It would be far preferable for them to puke on the tile.
They do not.
But he’s still puking on tile.
I believe that’s an egg-shaped rug he’s puking on.
Jesus fucking Christ, this is the most poorly designed comic I’ve ever seen. An egg shaped carpet. Fucking naturally. And why is he jumping off the tile counter to end up back on the counter, but now with a rug on it? Was this drawn with AI?
You ain’t gonna hear any disagreements from me, I was only here to clarify.
Obviously they make a run for the carpet. How would you like to have puke splashing on your paws? /j









