Never forget, Nintendo bought the rights to the Super Hornio Brothers porn movies to block their distribution. Nintendo officially own Mario-based porn.
You can also find both floating around online. They’re okay. Wouldn’t call them anything special these days, unless you’re really into Ron Jeremy for whatever reason.
For a second fun fact, Ron Jeremy had the nickname “The Hedgehog”, yet as far as I’m aware, never starred in a Sonic porn flick. Guess he couldn’t go that fast.
Nobody tell him.
Eartha Kitt’s hit song “Mario Baby”

Mamma Mia, that’s a spicy set of meatballs.
Not porn but: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanda_(manga)
It’s not porn but it gets surprisingly close a few times.
Did not really expect a gripping story about horny teens having to come to terms with puberty in my “Japanese clearly misunderstanding an American cultural artifact” manga.
UGH YEAH MRS FROST YEAH PUT YOUR DAMN HIPS INTO IT BE QUIET I CAN FEEL THE SLUSH COMING YOU DON’T WANT MRS CLAUS TO FIND OUT WHAT A DIRTY GIRL YOU ARE
That boy needs therapy!
I can’t stand this trend of partially cropped memes. It detracts so much from the actual joke.
The original, played by the only guy who’s ever allowed to play Mario in a porn, Ron Jeremy
Raunchy Santa Claus is not unheard of though
The archetype of the Hot Tub Santa (paunchy, white-haired older guy who’s overly generous with his sexual affections) is and established thing.
They making Mario nasty now?






