For a brief few hours, isitdns.com had a different answer: the cloudflare error page.

Good. There should never be one company hosting half the Internet. If your site goes down when Cloudflare, AWS, Azure, and Google are gone, you don’t have your own website - you’re just making money for a megacorp.

Ah so that’s why my post isn’t getting any traction. I was beginning to think I had bad taste but now I have fuel for my internal delusions

Zombo.com doesnt use cloudflare and it’s the best site on the internet. You can do anything at Zombo.com!