Meanwhile school children are saying 67 to each other as hype
Every generation has this.
Gen Alpha - 67
Gen Z - Damn Daniel / What are those
Millennials - Rawr x3 / 1337sp33k
so on and so fourth
What does the fox say?
6
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7
Has every gen Z forgotten that laughing at meaningless numbers was a whole bit in an early Spongebob episode?
But 6*7 is 42. So…
Let us pray they do not form a brain rot alliance with the chimps.
Beauty is pain. Fashion favors the bold.
1976, chimps crack open the spring runway season with rustic grass earings, embracing eco-design.
1978, Vultures, unlikely contenders in the birdsphere, shock the fashion world by plunging themselves headfirst, literally, into colour.
Then, after four long years of (shocker) decorator crabs dominating the covers, the orcas, just when we thought the monochrome mammals had nothing new to offer, seize our fall lineup with dead salmon helmets. A statement on the cold war? On Vietnam? The rapidly decaying environment? The orcas refused to comment.
Chimps, forgotten but not forgetting, know they need to step up if they’re going to make waves again. Beauty is pain. Fashion favors the bold.
You win today’s internet. Thank you 🥇🥇🥇
Orcas did something similar, but instead of sticking grass up their ass, they balanced salmon on their heads. They also started this again quite recently after decades.
Going for that retro look
The 90s are back baby!
Fashion always come in and out of style in a cycle, so that makes sense.
So why is it always post ww2 stuff? When are hobble skirts coming back for women and straw hats for men? I want that Ponzi look!
The human equivalent of furries with faux tail anal plugs.
I mean you want to be cool don’t you?
In fact, the researchers suspect the chimps learned the behaviour from people — the ear part, that is.
Uh huh. Only the ear part.
Somebody just walked in with this:

UwU
Don’t knock it til you tried it.
Jane Goodall was still alive when this article came out. It’s nice to know she probably read about that, if not saw this live, before her demise.
Butt fashion belongs on those golden plates on Voyager (https://tess.lemmy.ca/post/lemmy.ca/54718422).

I won’t tell you i have a TikTok channel but there will be signs.
Have you not seen TikTok?
Adventure time warned about the danger of the highly addictive dropball game
And it’s a high-intensity game designed for people everywhere!
Some chimp, “I bet you can’t stick grass up your bunghole.” Some other chimp, “oh yeah, hold my banana, watch this.” Doubtless.

Also there is this band that often plays with roses in their butts (sry, can’t find a better link than old.reddit/let_3_had_roses_hanging/). So we def have the same mechanic, not just the same sense for fashion.
I’ve also read that scarves can mean something to street dogs (positive or negative), and speculation that them fancy rings we gift birbs to tag them might affect them socially too in some cases.
I love you for directly linking the scientific article
doi = pog
Next time I’m going ape shit, im gonna show them this picture
as shit happens?
a sith happens?As it happens.












