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That is some brutal fantasy football. Wow.
Me when I find out I exist because my father is bad at fantasy football 🤯
Why do they even have that option at a sperm bank? That’s dark
Some children want to know who their sperm daddy is, even if only just through morbid curiosity
I bet it comes up a lot.
I don’t know, but I’m glad they do. This bit is beautiful. It almost makes sharing a planet with this terrible gender worthwhile.
No one’s gonna want my lazy sperm anyway, so no worries
