We’re going to flood it again but rather than Noah, who was “a good man in his generation”, only the rich and their loyalest pawns will be the able to afford to live above the waterline.
I love this one
He promised he wouldn’t do it again.
He said he would end it in fire.
So global warming is God’s plan. The prick.
Instead of Jesus, send the other guy, he might have a better go of it.
Brian?
I think that’s our current iteration
The Bible says that the time of Jesus’ return will be like the time of Noah when everything was shit. But instead of flooding it, the next time will be destruction by fire. The rainbow was just a promise not to flood it all again. But it gets better after that! That’s my paraphrase version.
With all due respect thats the dumbest thing I’ve heard today
Emotionally-accurate Jesus.
Calm down Peter Thiel.
I support it. Can we build an ark, but no humans this time. We just load em up ship em off so earth 6.0 or whatever will be dogs and cats and spiders and stuff
But but 🌈
Ah yes, one of those all loving, all forgiving genocides.
It’s supposed to be fire this time and that actually seems pretty likely and unfortunately only the billionaire demons have bunkers
