• JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social
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    Now I want to see a slight variation designed for old warships: when the cannonballs were running low, the crew could use these detachable bosoms to bolster their supply…

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            A few days after my first child was born I thought I woke up with someone else’s body. That was followed by almost a week of telling my husband “yeah, they might look cool but don’t you fucking touch them!” Once the swelling went down the pain went away. One of those things I wasn’t completely prepared for lol.

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              Briefly my pregnant body was the most sexy thing this planet had ever seen.

              I swear my desire for that brief window is part of natures cruel attempt to trick me to have more kids.

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            I’ve seen many

            Not all lactating breasts are bulbous or pendulous; some can be barely noticeable and still produce a sufficient supply of milk

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              Not all maybe. Only few are carved in marble.
              Again, I argued against the bolton-tits argument in general.
              Of course we’re discussing a piece of art (as in artificial).

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    A headless and armless female figure, carved in black chlorite, with legs broken and missing from above the knees. Originally a standing figure in an emphatic tribhanga pose, she wears a diaphanous lower garment with widely spaced wavy double lines kept in place with a girdle decorated with a scrolling pattern on her hips and over which an end of the lower garment flops on her right hand side. A jewelled belt encircles the girdle from which hang two tasselled ropes of pearls looped over her thighs with smaller intermediate loops lying higher up on her thighs with strings of perals meandering down her legs reflecting the movement apparent in the twisted posture of her hips. She is nude above with the exception of a pendant necklace and five ropes of pearls looped over her rounded breasts down to her waist with another string snaking down the middle between them.

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      That was so sensual and beautifully described

      A lot of writers should take notes from this. Also you should write smut

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    Poor girl has the scoliosis really bad… That’s probably going to need surgery or something. Sounds expensive.

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        I wasn’t repetitively screened in school for a lack of a head.

        She’s managed to clothe herself in a way, clearly the scoliosis is the bigger threat here.