LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 days agoCorn me up, snake 🐍🌽lemmy.worldimagemessage-square36linkfedilinkarrow-up1250arrow-down10
arrow-up1250arrow-down1imageCorn me up, snake 🐍🌽lemmy.worldLaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 days agomessage-square36linkfedilink
minus-squareMantisToboggon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·16 days agoYou would fit in so many of my orifices.
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·16 days agoThey’re lying, there’s no way it could fit up an ear canal, let alone a nostril. That’s already half.
minus-squareMantisToboggon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·15 days agoMy dick hole is extremely dilated.
You would fit in so many of my orifices.
Marry me!
I don’t love you. Whoopsies!
They’re lying, there’s no way it could fit up an ear canal, let alone a nostril. That’s already half.
My dick hole is extremely dilated.
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