this is funny to think about but the thing about porch pirates is that they know where you live and they aren’t afraid to ruin your day
edit: and now they have an Amazon box filled with dog poo
This is why I much prefer lying in wait with the garden hose.
waits on the porch in the rocking chair with a shotgun at the ready
If you do this use the neighbors address you don’t like for when it inevitably gets returned.
I like to send a mail bomb to myself, but whatever works, I guess
(for legal reasons, this comment is a joke)
Glitter bomb. Mail glitter bomb.
Gary Glitter?
Seems like a good way to receive a retaliatory poo?
Can it be my poo?
How about bed bugs, flees and cockroaches instead?
Hornets?
Just put a H on the box, so you remember.
Oh hello eBay seller!
