Ex bf: you totally pass
Me: doubt, can’t tell, paranoia, depression
My genes be like:
en passant other genders/drivers on the road
What in the social chickpea
I think it says “ifunny”
Your German lesson of today: umfahren
Jemanden umfahren - to drive around someone
Jemanden umfahren - to run over someoneKnow the difference. Have a nice day
For the non-Germans: The difference is which syllable is stressed.
Jemanden umfahren - to drive around someone
Jemanden umfahren - to run over someoneAll right that seals it, you don’t get to be the world language after English dies. Current leader is now Spanish.
Disqualified languages:
Chinese, Japanese, to hard to learn in school
French, too many silent letters
Dutch.
And now German, for syllable shenanigansI put a vote in for Norwegian. The grammar is simple and pretty consistent, it can be treated as genderless, and the pronunciation is much more consistent than English. It’s easy to learn and sounds beautiful!
I can also speak Spanish (not fluently, but enough to get by), and I have my own irks about it. One of the big ones being that nouns are pointlessly gendered.
Thank you German language; very cool!
I mean, I don’t drive :p
Have you ever passed someone anything? Ever played a team game where there is an object you could pass?
Pass. No comment
But I’ll bet you fart (i.e. “pass gas”).
Women don’t fart thats a myth
Warning this is disgusting and loud
Why Girls Don’t Fart originally by College Humor 1 minute and 28 seconds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDE9SXAnsJo
Pass. No comment.
What about when the satnav says “Continue straight”?
Sometimes you need to pass in order to continue straight, but it’s not necessary to be trans. If only we were trainsgender we would transcend the concept of passing
Trainscend
