potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 天前There are ultimately only so many damn angles, okay!?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square41linkfedilinkarrow-up1542arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1542arrow-down1imageThere are ultimately only so many damn angles, okay!?lemmy.worldpotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 天前message-square41linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareFistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up45·15 天前Don’t forget the death-grip at the base to try to make it look bigger than it really is
minus-squareF/15/Cali@threads.net@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up38·edit-215 天前That’s why I bought a bunch of Ken dolls. Just rip off an arm to hold up your schlong and you’re guaranteed to show your recipient that you’re absolutely just going to kill them.
minus-squareFistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·15 天前The name didn’t indicate that I’m a pervert?
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkarrow-up18·edit-215 天前I thought you were just a Masters of the Universe comics enthusiast or liked Mattel toys … or just Fisto himself.
minus-squareZILtoid1991@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·13 天前Masters of the Universe is so much queer culture, that I don’t see too much difference.
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·15 天前Wait, you didn’t mean fisticuffs!? Oh, my stars!
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·15 天前I know all the tricks. I’d totally fool Penn & Teller if they’d let me on.
minus-squareHyperKaulomenos@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·15 天前The point is to fool Brooke, not Penn & Teller
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·15 天前You do you, I’ll do me. (Also part of the trick.)
Don’t forget the death-grip at the base to try to make it look bigger than it really is
That’s why I bought a bunch of Ken dolls. Just rip off an arm to hold up your schlong and you’re guaranteed to show your recipient that you’re absolutely just going to kill them.
Instance says everything 😭
The name didn’t indicate that I’m a pervert?
I thought you were just a Masters of the Universe comics enthusiast or liked Mattel toys … or just Fisto himself.
Masters of the Universe is so much queer culture, that I don’t see too much difference.
Wait, you didn’t mean fisticuffs!? Oh, my stars!
I know all the tricks. I’d totally fool Penn & Teller if they’d let me on.
The point is to fool Brooke, not Penn & Teller
You do you, I’ll do me.
(Also part of the trick.)