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LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to Political Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 天前

I'd vote for him

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I'd vote for him

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LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to Political Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 天前
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  • erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works
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    Apropos of nothing, is there anything in the US constitution that says the President has to be a human?

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      Yeah, ofc, none of them would qualify otherwise.

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        I think it’s the other way around. None of them are human, I mean trump is a fruit, an orange. So why not dogs?

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      Explicitly, no. The rules are you have to be a natural-born citizen of the United States, be at least 35 years old, and have been a resident of the United States for 14 years. To my knowledge citizenship can only be granted to humans though so in effect, yes

    • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca
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      Ain’t no rules says a dog can’t play basketball politics

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      This is the premise of a 90s movie isn’t it?

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      Depends on the definition of “persons”

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    The gerontocracy even extends to dogs smh my head

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    The streets ran red with the blood of his enemies

    • MiDaBa@lemmy.ml
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      That’s fake news propagated by the cats

  • arrow74@lemmy.zip
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    There’s no rule that says a dog can’t be mayor

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      The Air Bud Cinematic Universe is a lawless hellscape

  • w3dd1e@lemmy.zip
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    Duke for president!

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    The unelected officials having the mayoral power behind the scenes were having laugh.

    They could literally do anything and blame it on a dog.

    And people kept voting for him because of being a dog.

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      Somehow I don’t think the people who were performing mayoral duties on behalf of the dog were hidden behind the scenes. Especially since it’s a tiny little town; everyone knows everyone else.

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      i mean he’s no mayor of albequerque but then again he’s no mayor of albequerque

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    I want the next installment of the Air Bud franchise to be Bud running for president. A fun for the whole family movie where love and friendship overcome the machinations of a bumbling narcissistic billionaire.

    Middle America will love it

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      And then when he wins, he starts bombing boats in international waters

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      Bud’s gonna have to be pretty old. I suggest cryonics.

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      Bumbling narcissistic Nazi wanna be billionaire

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    Only way to make sure they have a good mayor though, more precisely, it’s a good boy mayor.

    More seriously, it’s another data point for the theory around politicians that “even a rock would do a better job”.

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    I think a literal dog would be a better president than anyone we’ve had since Johnson.

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      uh, Andrew or Lyndon?

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    They made him a little hat too!!

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayor_Max_II

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    For an old, white, career politician, he looks exceptionally trustworthy.

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