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da_cow (she/her)@feddit.org to NoSafetySmokingFirst@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago

Be Pet, Gay Dogs

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Be Pet, Gay Dogs

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  • Cevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Woof?

  • cornshark@lemmy.world
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    Gay dogs deserve to be pet roo

    • da_cow (she/her)@feddit.orgOP
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      Roo?

    • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world
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      It’s what makes them gay.

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    A reasonable request, either way you read it

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      Mkay… How does one fulfill the request to “gay dogs?”

      • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
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        first step in “be pet gay dogs” is getting yourself a nice collar

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          Ah, that explains it - leather, I’m guessing?

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            The joke is pup play

            • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world
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              Too old & out of the loop, I guess. Sorry.

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                I know some folks into pup play from my circles who range from 40 to 65+ hahaha. Mostly gay dudes, so if you’re not gay dude, I can see how that might not have crossed your path.

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                  Nope. Straight as can be (but without all the insecurities about my manliness that make so many become assholes). Thanks for clearing that up - makes me feel slightly less clueless.

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        Gay is still an adjective in that one. It is requesting gay dogs to be pet.

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    Perfectly normal fediverse user

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    “Be Dogs, Pet Gay”

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    I pet dogs frequently, do I now have to divorce my spouse due to irreconcilable differences of bodily parts?

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      YOU HAVE THE GAY

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        Oh, shit! Get it off! GET IT OFF!!!

        NO, I DIDN’T MEAN GET THAT OFF!!!

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      Serious case of gay

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        It’s difficult to be serious when you’re gay (happy).

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          It’s difficult to be serious when you’re gay (pee pee in butt).

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    I think we need a , somewhere in here

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      Actually I think the missing punctuation mark is a colon. Then it would say Be pet: gay dogs, which means that “gay dogs” is a clarification of which kind of pet we are being instructed to be.

      I swear I’m fun at parties…

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        Good doggo

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