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Boiling lobsters while they are alive and conscious will be banned as part of a government strategy to improve animal welfare in England.
Government ministers say that “live boiling is not an acceptable killing method” for crustaceans and alternative guidance will be published.
The practice is already illegal in Switzerland, Norway and New Zealand. Animal welfare charities say that stunning lobsters with an electric gun or chilling them in cold air or ice before boiling them is more humane.



The science would tend to disagree with you.
All the evidence points to the fact that lobsters do feel pain in the same way humans do. As they’re being boiled alive they release significant amounts of cortisol, the same as us.
Bug or not, it is sentient. If we are going to insist on eating them then we have a moral responsibility to minimise their suffering before we do.
Do you waffle about before taking a slipper to the roach that snuck in under your door-jamb? No, you smash that repugnant shit and scoop it up with a piece of junk mail to toss it in the toilet. That sentient bug is just not food to you. The fact that a lobster is food does not make it a more elevated being.
“The fact that a lobster is food does not make it a more elevated being”
And I never said it did. I said the fact that it has an observable and measurable pain response makes it a more elevated being.
Lobsters are sentient, the science has proven it. They might be on the lower end but they have also been shown to demonstrate a limited form of memory and intelligence when it comes to things like pain, avoiding objects that are known to cause it.
I get not caring, but mate, you sound like an absolute psychopath who takes delight in killing them.
You are missing the point dude. Boiling alive is slow torture, they are not sa…
Fuck it good luck with your reading comprehension skills
I also don’t waffle about a shoe on a cockroach, in fact I try my best to kill them as fast as possible and in any case will choose a shoe to spray, which takes longer. No point in making anyone or anything squirm in agony over several minutes unless I have a personal vendetta against them.
Sounds like a very quick way to kill it.
I feel the need to point out that the person you’re arguing with is not saying you shouldn’t kill lobsters.
There is no living creature, plant or animal, that doesn’t have feedback systems that inform on injury and damage. It may not be in a form that we recognize as pain, but in effect that is what it is.
Nothing lives without affecting the lives of other creatures, but we can do our best to minimize suffering. For lobsters it’s probably ideal to freeze or shock them, as mentioned in the article.
Are bugs not sentient? It’s settled: we need welfare laws for bugs. No more pesticides.
Lobsters aren’t bugs
So, you don’t care about the suffering of bugs? Seems inconsistent & immoral.
Aww you got me.
Nothing i like more than gathering up an entire ants nest and forcing them to watch as I torture the queen by sticking pins into her.
Then when she finally does croak it, I force the other ants into a battle royale.
When there’s one survivor, I crown him king ant. Then boil him alive and serve him with butter.
Good for you on that. Do you imagine pesticides as mentioned before are humane?
Depends on the method.
I know what you’re trying to do mate.
If it turned out that insects felt pain and we were killing them off in the most brutal way possible for no reason then I wouldn’t be happy about it.
But they don’t, and we aren’t.
Tell me this. Knowing that lobsters feel pain, that there are humane methods of killing them that are quick and don’t involve them slowly being boiled alive and don’t make any fucking difference to what comes next, why exactly are you trying to defend the practice by painting those of us who don’t agree with it out to be hypocrites?
Seriously, do you WANT them to suffer? Or are you just being contrarian for the sake of argument.
You seem awfully sure of that. The jain would disagree with you.
Sentient means ability to perceive or feel. Bugs respond to stimuli, so that includes them.
I doubt all insecticides kill quickly with minimal suffering.
Am I? I’m mostly ridiculing our folly when we’re inconsistent, but also curious if anyone recognizing the impracticalities still has a consistent answer. Ignoring the problem isn’t an answer.
Because you are unless you’re consistent about it. If you have a cool answer to this conundrum, though, I think some of us are eager for it.
It makes little difference to me, so sure, kill lobsters humanely before cooking them. I’m still going to ridicule inconsistent moralizing.
I’d been telling everyone the best answer may be to deliver on the earlier designs of the ancient Mesopotamian gods[1] to exterminate all of humanity. We’d been ruining the planet, and the other species deserve better. No one else takes that idea seriously.
until they settled for limiting human lifespans (to a mere 120 years) & introducing infertility, altogether a bad move ↩︎
What part of “don’t torture an animal to death” is it you struggle with?
You sound like one of those disturbed kids that pull legs off of bugs or slowly crush various body parts until it stops moving.
If you’re gonna kill something, give it a swift death with minimal suffering. It’s really not that complicated.
Wouldn’t electrocution be painful too?
Probably. Being electrocuted can range anywhere from insanely painful to death in 0.1 seconds depending on the ampage