“OK 5 comments, going in… If cat scan is not in that first 5 I’ll be very disappointed”
goes in
cat scan there
I am very appointed
The hospital blueprints had a typo so this is what they got instead of a cath lab.
Perhaps they wanted to do a CAT scan
*Brings in cat
*Makes biscuits
Checking the results of your cat scan
“I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems.”
Medical cat is checking your insurance sratus.
Your insurance scratches is out of date. We have to retract your services here.
That is not how this works, you dumb Manx. You just need a prior authorization. Press 1 to request prior authorization, press 2 to kill yourself and everyone around you, press 3 to vote this entire thing into obsolescence…
“More treats, stat!”
probably more patient than my doctor 😂
I can tell it’s a recent photo because it’s in a healthcare center and the computer’s running Windows Vista. They’ll get the upgrade to Windows 7 in a few years.
“It’s lupus. We’re going to have to perform a woofendectomy.”
If that fucking cat can wrangle Epic…
