• dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de
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    Now I wonder if I can route VGA through unusual items. Cutlery, the railing on a staircase, swords, something like that. As long as I can find six pieces of metal of roughly equal length, it should work.

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      Q: So do you have any hobbies?

      A: Well lately I’ve really gotten interested in routing VGA through unusual items!

      Q: Ooooh, that’s so hot right now

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        Well… I don’t think it would be the weirdest thing I’ve done with my free time. Would probably barely rank in the top three.

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            Let’s see:

            • Back in 2007 or 2008 I attempted to create a CPU architecture that directly uses Brainfuck as its instruction set. I had to put it on hold before it was completed because I had a custom FPGA development board with really bad documentation but if I ever get my hands on an affordable FPGA, it will get done eventually.
            • I’ve created a nonogram that solves to a rickroll QR code. I had to rely on the error correction because the exact pattern didn’t result in a well-defined solution but I’ve recently learned about some more parameters that you can tweak on a QR code. So now I just need to acquire or more likely build a QR code generator that lets me manually control those parameters and an automatic nonogram solver so I don’t have to manually solve a bunch of 25x25 nonograms to confirm they have a single solution.
            • My plan for tonight is to start porting a 22-year-old handheld game to a ~35-year-old home console. I’ve acquired a C compiler but will probably have to learn assembly for a CPU architecture that was barely used for anything else. There is no chance to ever share the resulting game without getting sued to hell and back again.
            • I’ve made chainmail bikinis for a couple of friends.
            • Edit: One more because it might be my magnum opus. Have you ever played KJumpingCube? That doesn’t only work on grids but on arbitrary graphs. My friends and I chose a Risk board. Not a digital one. A real life physical Risk board with actual dice on every country that need to be turned by hand. A single game took us about 6-7 hours with the winning move alone taking up the last hour.

            That’s just what I comes to mind at the moment. I’m sure if I spend some time thinking or digging around old hard drives, I can find more.

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              I’ve been working on developing a CPU architecture based around my own variant of lisp called “dollhouse lisp” the big twist is that DHlisp executes code by reducing a syntax tree, so all code is destroyed once it’s been executed. It’s a very elegant solution, but a very difficult implementation. (Especially when it comes to loops and garbage collection.)

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              This is excellent. This reminds me of when I couldn’t get any hard requirements or specs for a back end tool that I was tasked with making, so to spite everyone, and maybe myself, I wrote it in brainfuck. It was rock solid for years, and then I left due to management actively preventing me from furthering my career. I still wonder how long that process kept being used before someone had to look into the source to make changes.

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              So… how much fabric is in these chain-mail bikinis, exactly?
              Because without any, they’re basically going to be see-through, right? Not that I would complain.

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                No fabric at all, just metal rings and a bit of string. They are far from see-through though because they are pretty dense. If you’re close enough you can see a bit of… anatomy… but it’s more on the side of a coarsly knit sweater than transparent fabric.

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        There are worse hobbies. There’s also no shortage of items to try.

        Ideas:

        • eyeglasses
        • braces
        • bra underwire
        • Freddy’s hand
        • Edward Scissorhand’s hand
        • fake flowers with a wire core
        • bread bag ties
        • beer cans
        • tire tread reinforcement
        • a knight in chainmail
        • Christmas tree tinsel
        • photoframe
        • tie clip
        • tooth fillings
        • a bicycle
        • a tricycle
        • chain link fence
        • chastity belt
        • hammer
        • aluminum wrapped baked potato
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      I think it was in Die Hard where there was a scene of the protagonist short-cruiting an alarm system with the help of flower pot water to help extend some cables?