I don’t get it. Why is it weird to find Elon Musk in his own house?
Plot twist: it’s a sex bot.
Nah. Musk prefers 'em to look like 12 year olds, like the pictures of scantily-clad ‘women’ he gets Grok to make for him to post.
These “plot twists” seem to be quite obvious
Plot twist: the sex-bot is asexual and only wants Elon as a plutonic partner because he isn’t aryan enough
Schindler’s Twist
Yes, but if you want a really good one
You’ll have to learn a foreign language
“German, for instance?”
That’s right, a lot of really cute ones come from over therezappa predicted this
Because the life-sized Hitler body pillow couldn’t fill the hole in Elon’s heart.
I take great joy in the knowledge that nothing ever will.
I mean, it’s pretty clear from Grok’s admission that mechahitler is somewhere in the plans.
Need an Elon’s house mod for Return to Castle Wolfenstein.
Oh, THAT’S why people haven’t been robbing him en masse
Elon’s new soulless art generator
You’re surprised that when you go into Elon Musks house you find Elon Musk? /j
I wouldn’t be surprised.







