• xkbx@startrek.website
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    5 months ago

    its for when you live-stream. you gotta be ready to switch cams at the right moment. its not a cuck vid unless you get that magical hairy-butthole closeup on the clean-shaven balls twitching. i mean imagine fucking that up, itd be so embarrassing

    • tryagain@sopuli.xyz
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      5 months ago

      I am the master of the C.U.C.K. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.U.C.K., you’ll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.U.C.K. like me. Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.U.C.K. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.U.C.K.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.

  • 4grams
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    5 months ago

    I swear, that is the hotel room I stayed at in CA. Looks like the Huntington Beach Springhill Suites.

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    5 months ago

    I’ve stayed in a room exactly like this, the desk setup was just too awkward.