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ickplant@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

The cat ratio is off

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The cat ratio is off

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ickplant@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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  • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe
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    1 month ago

    Radiate more heat.

    • islandcoda42@lemmy.zip
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      Legit, I run nice and warm too and have cats on me every night and I’m here for it

      My posse- Coda, Treble, Yodel ❤️❤️❤️

      • fartographer@lemmy.world
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        My dogs cuddle on me, and then distance themselves from me while panting because I run so hot… They lay on concrete in the hot Texas summer sun, but I’m somehow too warm for them.

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      Damn I never checked my radiation privilege

    • GaiusBaltar@lemmy.world
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      Skill issue

  • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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    It’s been brought to my attention this meme is likely AI. I’m going to leave it up to the mods to remove it because I don’t want to delete the entertaining comments section. But goddamn, I feel like AI is ruining everything, even fucking shitposts.

    • bumbling_bee@lemmy.ml
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      The comments are gold 😂

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    What’s stopping you from getting a fourth cat?

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      What would stop the fourth cat from also laying on the husband? That would really throw off the ratio!

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        Then you get a fifth ¯_(ツ)_/¯

        • kamenlady@lemmy.world
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          You know how this will end up. Hundreds of cats on the husband.

          • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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            Husband:

          • thefluffiest@feddit.nl
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            At some point the husband will be full. Somewhere around cat #23. So the 24th should work.

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              imagine all the urine .

    • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works
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      Space on the husband is limited.

  • Girl Named ZERO (she/her)@piefed.zeromedia.vip
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    Tax the rich, he’s clearly hoarding the wealth and it needs to be redistributed

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    His greed sickens me

  • DrPop@lemmy.world
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    The husband could have been there for hours. You don’t start with cats laying on you, usually. He created an environment the cats wanted to be. I have a two cats that sleep with me and 2 that sleep worth my wife. The one that regularly sleeps with me can be k8cked pushed whatever and she will stay. I have a boy though, where if you so much as scratch an itch he’s gone. He might come back 5 minutes later but the second tou budge he’s gone again. One comes for affection but any sudden movements and she’s gone for good. The last you can lay on him do whatever and he doesn’t care. Where was i going with this. I like talking about my cats.

    • blargh513@sh.itjust.works
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      I want you to tell me more about your cats.

  • Curious_Canid@piefed.ca
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    Body heat is important, but I also have advanced certificates as “Cat Furniture” from three different cats.

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    He is clearly allergic to cats. Cats can’t resist allergic people. Source self.

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    This is how you invariably feel when you dare question the cat distribution system

  • HM King Charles III DG FD@feddit.uk
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    Lay on top of your husband and the cats. Cat sandwich.

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      Cats:

  • leagman1@feddit.org
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    Sue them.

  • collectif_imaginaire@piefed.social
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    Is it me or it kinda looks like AI

    Maybe used to upgrade the pic quality but zoomed in it gets suspiciously weird

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      Dang it, is it really? Are all memes AI now? This is some bullshit.

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      For what it’s worth, lots of phones these days are pretty aggressive with automatic post processing of photos, so the photo could be real (ie not AI generated or edited intentionally with AI) assuming the phone has a lower quality camera sensor with bad detail.

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      It is a shame that there aren’t any easily searchable pics of real people with multiple cats on them on the internet to use for the pretend meme.

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      I’m guessing yeah. The words on the can and the Hitler mug are off.

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      This community should be for actual real pics of community cats

      Allowing these people reposting shit off reddit and grandma’s facebook is just asking for AI bullshit to flood the community

      I propose we have only original content (OC) here

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    OTOH, it does mean that OP can get up. Their husband cannot, for it is the law that you cannot get up if you’re being sat on

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    After all these years I’ve cracked the boyfriend cat magnet formula. Now I just need to figure out how to capitalize

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      Step 3:……

      Step 4: PROFIT

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        my theory is that hot hot BODY HEAT

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    My partner and I visited a cat café and a group must’ve had catnip or smth but they had around 7 cats at their seating area at one point

    We felt a little better when one of the cats on a high perch started sneezing and snotted over several of the people lol

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