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Track_Shovel to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

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Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

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Track_Shovel to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • @AVincentInSpace@pawb.social
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    82•1 year ago

    Ah yes, The popcorn bucket. The bucket for popcorn. The bucket specifically designed to be filled with popcorn. The popcorn bucket.

    • Match!!
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      27•1 year ago

      The bucket specifically designed to be filled…

      • @Lepsea@sh.itjust.works
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        23•1 year ago

        With My Corn Seed

        • @Hupf@feddit.de
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          8•1 year ago

          Sneed’s feed bucket.

          • @Adi2121@lemmy.ml
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            1•1 year ago

            Formerly Chuck’s

    • IHeartBadCode
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      13•1 year ago

      Why do we even have that bucket‽

  • @db2@lemmy.world
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    72•1 year ago

    I think they could have done something that didn’t look like a Fleshlight though. This one doesn’t even look like a sand worm… it’s barely a passable Sarlacc.

    • ℕ𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝
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      37•1 year ago

      they knew, from the start

      • HonkyTonkWoman
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        28•1 year ago

        If I was slinging popcorn in that fuck bucket, I’d be thinking twice before asking “Would you like extra butter?”

        • @Gork@lemm.ee
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          8•1 year ago

          Yes please ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        • @Steve@startrek.website
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          7•1 year ago

          No, semen please.

      • @NoneYa@lemm.ee
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        9 months ago

        deleted by creator

        • @hOrni@lemmy.world
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          3•1 year ago

          Might be possible. I wasn’t going to see Dune and never bought popcorn at the movies. But I am going to now. Yes, I am lonely.

  • @paddirn@lemmy.world
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    46•1 year ago

    Muad’deez nutz

    • @TokenBoomer@lemmy.world
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      1•1 year ago

      And… the movie is ruined. I’ll think that at least 3 times while watching.

  • @thedevisinthedetails@programming.dev
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    35•1 year ago

    What a waste of plastic for something that’s just getting tossed at the end of the movie.

    • @JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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      1 year ago

      It’s fine, the concession stand switched to paper straws. It’ll be soggy and unusable before the trailers are over, but it makes up for the sins of the popcorn bucket.

    • @SuperCub@sh.itjust.works
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      12•1 year ago

      Yeah, this is the kind of needless shit that has got to stop. That plastic is going to outlast all of us.

      • @Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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        4•1 year ago

        Don’t worry, the bacterial grey goo will consume all the plastic except for the deepest buried and we will only be able to remember the petroleum polymers that was killing us as we sip from glass bottles.

  • @Crow@lemmy.world
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    33•1 year ago

    The sand worms are so dry and dusty that water hurts them. Their valued waste is literal powder. Why do men want to put their dicks in this?

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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      21•1 year ago

      “I’m gonna make it so dry…”

      • @PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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        4•1 year ago

        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        “I’m gonna make it so dry…”

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

      • Track_ShovelOP
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        2•1 year ago

        This is hilarious. I went on to curse several other people with this

        • @JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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          1•1 year ago

          Idk why but I always thought this was a Derrick Comedy vid. Kind of surprised now to realize it isn’t. If you like this and hadn’t heard of them, I recommend checking them out. Donald Glover (before Community) and his friends from the early days of YouTube. They had a hysterical movie too (Mystery Team).

    • @MaoZedongers@lemmy.today
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      10•1 year ago

      I mean, just look at it.

    • @awwwyissss@lemm.ee
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      9•1 year ago

      If you ever meet a teenage boy you’ll, unfortunately, understand

  • peopleproblems
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    24•1 year ago

    I mean I’m curious

    • Flying SquidM
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      3•1 year ago

      Worm-curious?

  • Yer Ma
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    22•1 year ago

    I must not fear, fear is the mind killer…

  • @AdamBomb@lemmy.sdf.org
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    22•1 year ago

    Don’t put your dick in that

    • Flying SquidM
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      4•1 year ago

      Or maybe do put your dick in that.

      • @LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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        5•1 year ago

        let’s get real though, what is the male anatomical girth diameter required in order to get any pleasure out of that sand bucket hole.

        Not gonna happen

        • Flying SquidM
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          1•1 year ago

          Not with that attitude.

    • sag
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      2•1 year ago

      No!! Why you warn me :(

  • muse
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    19•1 year ago

    Gom jabbar for the dick

    • Match!!
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      15•1 year ago

      She kwisatz my hadderach till I gesserit

  • TubeTalkerX
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    16•1 year ago

    Something’s gonna flow…

  • WetFerret
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    11•1 year ago

    Frank Herbert must be rolling in his grave.

    • @Fermion@mander.xyz
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      Have you read the books? He comes very close to endorsing incest, and he talks way too much about young teen sexual attraction and relationships.

      A major plot point is a group of women who can so expertly perform sexual favors that they completely override the free will of men.

      This is mild compared to what went on in his head.

      • @Stamau123@lemmy.world
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        6•1 year ago

        That’s certainly… one interpretation of the bene gesserit, they aren’t the Companions from Firefly

        • @Fermion@mander.xyz
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          I was thinking of the Honored Matres of the scattering, whom the bene gesserit despise largely because they rely on sexual manipulation rather than other forms of control and influence.

          I probably should have specified that much of that is later in the series and not in the first book.

        • @EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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          And that isn’t a description of the companions from firefly either? They were high society and sex was only a small part of what they did. But more importantly…they really didn’t do anything to override anyones free will?

          Unless you mean yosafbridge? She had training but wasn’t really a companion

      • @afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world
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        A major plot point is a group of women who can so expertly perform sexual favors that they completely override the free will of men.

        Said it before and say it again. Dune only makes sense if you remember that every character you see is a product of multiple generations of incest, religious zealots, and useless idle royality.

        The entire power of the Bene Gesserits could be defeated with 40 cents set of ear plugs, or hiring gay guys, or straight women, or deaf people, or straight men on libido blockers, or asexuals, or stubborn people, or people who speak a different language…

        Their power is using sexy voice. Some random teenager with a slingshot is more dangerous.

    • @yetiftw@lemmy.world
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      10•1 year ago

      this is exactly what he would have wanted

  • @afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world
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    7•1 year ago

    If they hadn’t gotten rid of computers they wouldn’t have needed spice

    • @AnAngryAlpaca@feddit.de
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      2•1 year ago

      A windows computer simply cannot run for months without updates or rebooting! /s

  • @paddirn@lemmy.world
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    6•1 year ago

    Something something must flow

  • ☂️-
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    5•1 year ago

    to be fair that isnt looking so pleasurable to put your actual dick in

    • @Worx@lemmynsfw.com
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      4•1 year ago

      Have you met a teenage boy? What does looking pleasurable have to do with where the dick goes?

  • @Armaver@lemmy.world
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    4•1 year ago

    Ah yes, Shai Hulud is made from bricks.

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