-
Speed of a Maglev train: ~ 300 km/h on average, ~ 600 km/h in testing
-
East-West width of country:
- US: 4500km
- Russia: 9000km
- Germany: 640km
-
Average Times:
- US: 4500 km / 300 km / h = 15 hours
- Russia: 9000 / 300 = 30 hours
- Germany: 640 / 300 = 2.1 hours
Max speed of 600 would be half those times, so a large European country could get it down to 1 hour, but I don’t know anyone who stays horny that long.
If we give a max horniness window of 15 minutes, then we need trains to be 4x faster than their current max speed of 600, namely 2400 km/h, which is Mach 2. The sonic boom would be immense, but so would the size of her sploosh as you come just in time.
Edit: Interestingly, the UK’s width of ~ 300 km, would allow for a horniness window of 30 minutes using current technology.
We need to invest more in public transport. One day we may achieve this noble goal.
or horniness
Impossible!
fair
Knowing humans, that’s probably a goal that’s a lot more likely to be invested in and met than better public transportation
okay but 15 minutes is kinda nuts, with the right stimulation I can be kept horny for at least an hour. If you were actively messaging the girl I bet you could maintain it for a maximum of two hours.
Hey I know the cards I have and I play them to the best of my ability
It would be better to have her travel to you. Make time dilation work in your favor.
But wait, for how long does prog stay in the blood? Assuming you take a dose equivalent to between luteal peak and follicular down?
what is prog?
Progesterone. Legend says it can make a (t)girl more horny. Scientists still haven’t figured out why. Maybe involves a secret ingestion method.
i think the reason is pretty easily understood? cis women produce prog during pregnancy (hence the name) -> tries to bind to partner so they won’t leave before the child is delivered -> higher inclination to cuddling and maybe more horny.
It’s still inconclusive if it’s a placebo effect or actually makes tgirls more horny… more quality
cuddlesdatapoints required.
Progesterone
I’m not nearly educated enough to speak math, but I think acceleration/deceleration makes a big portion here. Train won’t move 300-600km/h all the time. Plus onboarding/offboarding and delays should also be considered.
Cries in Canadian where the train service from my city to a city 400kms away is 9.5 hrs (literally double the time it takes to drive).
but I don’t know anyone who stays horny that long.
Does girl horny last less than guy horny? Because I can stay horny all day pretty much.
You can halve the transit times by both of you travelling to a central location. It takes a bit more effort on the recipient’s part, and you need to agree a rendezvous, but it’s important that both parties show willing!
Not with British trains though hehe
-
I’m pro transit but someone hornyposting to the world is NOT an invitation to a real world interaction. Thinking otherwise is called parasocial. You’re interacting directly with someone who doesn’t know you exist.
I presume it goes: hornypost > flirtatious comment exchange > DM > train ride
Also, I don’t think it’s meant to be taken seriously.
Although if you (generic persons, not specifically targeted at the person i’m replying to) see me hornyposting and somehow live within visiting distance, feel free to hmu. I’m in an open relationship and generally down to try new things 😝
You happen to be in Sweden lol?
Not even close 😫
I’m in Central Virginia, USA. Not the worst place to be, but if I had a way to move to the EU i’d take it.
Hey, cool! I used to live on both sides of ya. Lol. Grew up in Hampton Roads, VA. Lived in the tri cities, Tennessee for years and years
I feel like it’s rare to find a lemming anywhere close to where you live, we’re such a small and spread out community
we need geotags to our user accounts (voluntarily only ofc) sothat we can navigate real world more efficiently, and maybe do a database query (
SELECT * FROM cuties WHERE distance_to_me < 50 km;)
lived in Davidson and Dickson counties a while! I always forgot “tri cities” means “where i pee on my way back north, just before hitting bristol.”
Va represent. I’m more by the coast than central but still.
How close are you to a VRE station?
A couple hours by car, I think
Perfectly awesome friend, but that is not true for everyone
Well obviously 😅
For one - it’s a meme and not meant to be serious.
But also the point is that assuming that someone does or doesn’t want something like this is flawed. Which is why you don’t assume, you ask. You express a little bit of interest and see if the other person engages/escalates.
Agreed, communication and consent are way up there at the top. I don’t think we disagree. I just understand human behavior to not adhere any such norms. People gonna be weird and rapey, you know
Unfortunately, yeah, people are frequently weird
Sib, 'tis a meme
Emoji! Yes!
This, and that aswell
Violet has probably done this math already
Violet is officially part of lemmy’s culture
As is she who shall not me named, showing up in your DMs
Rule: how far would this take someone?
If we had some sort of Pre-Cum system run by the government that combined AI and some psychics floating in milk we could detect Future Sex before it happens and send specialists to take care of the horniness before it even happens.
PREACH SISTER!
deleted by creator
