Prompted by an Iranian assassination threat, Donald Trump departed on a secret military flight in an extraordinary ruse that involved hiding the president in an airport catering cart, according to reporting from the Washington Post and the New York Times.
No matter how batshit insane whatever my imagination can conjure up is, I can guarantee it’ll be a lot worse.
The United States finally has an answer to Stalin.
i miss not being surprised by much.
we’ll probably find out he had a private mcdonalds installed at the white house that gets its “beef” from an unethical mortician.
so like that’s about how extreme of the batshittery i’m expecting is.
edit: wait this explains Kennedy