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The Picard Maneuver to Gaming@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

Ok, is this the best one yet? How do we top this?

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Ok, is this the best one yet? How do we top this?

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The Picard Maneuver to Gaming@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • @Localhorst86@feddit.de
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    99•1 year ago

    The mantra “Doom runs on anything” means the game should be executed by the device in question.
    Here, this is not the case, the gut bacteria only acts as a display.

    They should have let it play “bad apple” instead.

    • @funnystuff97@lemmy.world
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      22•1 year ago

      That’s the case for a lot of the “doom runs on it” ones, like that pregnancy test. But I like the idea that if it can compute, it can run Doom; if it can display, it can play Bad Apple.

    • @Caesium@lemmy.world
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      17•1 year ago

      I love how bad apple is the doom of animation. it’s a fun rabbit hole to dive into whenever utube recommends me one

  • @Dabundis@lemmy.world
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    50•1 year ago

    We did it folks, we can now install doom on the human body

    • @TealTallMachine@lemmy.world
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      13•1 year ago

      Talk to me when we can install mods too

      • synae[he/him]
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        11•1 year ago

        That’s Deus Ex

    • @paddirn@lemmy.world
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      10•1 year ago

      No doubt Elon will have that installed first thing on his newest guinea pig.

      • @Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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        2•1 year ago

        He will install twitter and have the person tweet as the first internet integration before any testing of that integration, shortly thereafter the person will die.

  • chaogomu
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    24•1 year ago

    Thought Emporium is trying to grow neurons in order to play doom.

    It will run on a PI or such, but will be completely played by living tissue grown from rat cells.

    • @nikita@sh.itjust.works
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      4•1 year ago

      I believe another one of their goals was to grow neurons out of their own human cells and then see who in the lab has the neurons most capable of playing doom. Or maybe verse each other in quake and see whose neurons win.

    • @JokklMaster@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      I’m in a behavioral neuroscience lab and I’m trying to convince my PI to get in on this.

  • TWeaK
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    8•1 year ago

    Run it on a grape.

    • Transporter Room 3
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      6•1 year ago

      But all I have is lemonade!

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        5•1 year ago

        Then make lemons.

        • @casmael@lemm.ee
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          3•1 year ago

          I errrr does it work backwards?

          • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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            2•1 year ago

            Less talkin’, more workin’!

          • @THEDAEMON@lemmy.ml
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            1•1 year ago

            Backward compatability man

    • @OpenStars@startrek.website
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      6•1 year ago

      That would be really slow… but okay, if you insist:-).

      • @casmael@lemm.ee
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        3•1 year ago

        We need to try it on a watermelon too then, to see if size effects the fps

        • @OpenStars@startrek.website
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          3•1 year ago

          It might actually - more cells = more mitochondria = more power! So better do the watermelon first, then miniaturize the whole thing and take on a grape later.:-D

          • @casmael@lemm.ee
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            4•1 year ago

            Ahh yes the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

        • gullible
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          Berries barely bear boss battles. Betting both blow.

          • TWeaK
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            1•1 year ago

            How about a pineapple? One of the biggest berries.

            Also, it eats flesh. That’s surely gotta make it good for Doom, right?

  • sag
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    6•1 year ago

    Oh boi

  • rem26_art
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    4•1 year ago

    i guess sometimes even bacteria want to have some fun and play Doom. They deserve it.

  • @aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    3•1 year ago

    Now make it run Crysis on Ultra.

  • @gaael@lemmy.world
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    3•1 year ago

    Is this for real ?

    • @morrowind@lemmy.ml
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      19•1 year ago

      Yes and no https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/you-can-play-doom-using-gut-bacteria-but-the-framerate-is-atrocious

      They didn’t manage to actually run doom on the bacteria, they used them as a display to show it running though

      • @kurwa@lemmy.world
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        2•1 year ago

        Bad apple on gut bacteria when

  • NessD
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    2•1 year ago

    Peter Steinlechner? Is this the German journalist who was writing for Gamestar in the early days?

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