You’re a vegetarian and at an event where pizza is ordered. If two pizzas show up: one is pepperoni or possibly “the works”, the other is cheese. The decision is already made for you.
If I’m ordering more than five pizzas then one of them is a blanco vegetarian. Still somewhat generic but at least it’s not just cheese every time i guess?
Reporter: [REDACTED]
Reason: Bunch of pedophiles talking about CSAMThe things we mods are subjected to. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng_-HgRfGBY
Pizzagate? LOL
I assume they assumed that everyone here is a pedo using Cheese Pizza as code for Child Porn.
My question is, what does that say about the reporter?
Sometimes (nearly always), a cheese pizza is just a cheese pizza.
I was also surprised that some people don’t even know what a cheese pizza is
Tbf I also just know the euphemic term and quick Google search gives me “cheesy pizza” or quattro formaggi and images that appear to be mozzarella
Is it a regional thing? Some kind of translation mishap? I don’t think anyone in Canada who has been inside a pizza shop wouldn’t know what a cheese pizza is. Quattro formaggi literally translates to 4 cheese so I don’t think that would be misunderstood.
I’ve never been to Canada. What I can find is that it’s essentially a mozzarella pizza but maybe with cheaper ingredients (?)
It’s literally a pizza with just cheese on it
what does that say about the reporter?
Certainly that they don’t enjoy CP (cheese pizza). 🙃
Where I’m from we never say cheese pizza, we say Pizza Margherita. From my understanding cheese pizza is some form of tiktok lingo young people use
I’ve always liked cheese pizza. It’s just that I was never able to order it before. My family would always get meat lovers or veggie pizza and I always had to pick everything off. Now that I’m all growed up I can order my own cheese pizza! I wish that was worth the tradeoff of being an adult but eh you’ve got to take what small victories life gives you.
I can’t afford toppings
You gotta wonder at the headspace of someone downvoting such a comment.
I came here to say the same thing. Cheese is the cheapest pizza. A lot of places have a one-topping deal now too.
For years I was over toppings and just wanted cheese. I got bored of cheese only and then switch back. Now it’s an on again off again cycle.
Does quattro formaggi count?
I would say so
But that’s like a completely different ballgame from a margaritha. It’s basically a pizza where the different toppings just happen to be cheeses
And a pepperoni pizza is a pizza where the topping happens to be pepperoni?
Hand tossed, Light cheese. As a tomato sauce fanatic, nothing beats that thin cheese barrier. This only works with places that have outstanding gravy, though. And I typically pile the toppings on wood fired.
Often, too, I find too much cheese is rubbery and unenjoyable.
I’ll branch out every now and then, especially if I’m sharing the pie, but I’ve always preferred a cheese pizza.
On a side note, as a small kid, Home Alone normalized and made me not feel ashamed for being so “basic” in my plain-cheese tastes.
Also, vanilla icecream is the best.
It was kind of the default in my family growing up. And the pizza there was new York style, thin crust.
Since then I’ve gotten more in the habit of toppings and only occasionally get a simple cheese. A really well made cheese pizza is thing of beauty, there is a certain quality you get from it that is lost when you as toppings. The thing is, though, it has to be just right, and lots of places that make a good pizza with toppings don’t know how to make a really good cheese pizza, so to be worth ordering one, it has to be from the right place, made on a good night. IMO its got to be a thin ny style crust with a really good sauce.
Speaking on behalf of a friend, as I prefer toppings: they discovered that a variety of things give them body problems, and it’s easier to just do a plain cheese pie than to try to guess if peppers are going to upset their body today.
Typically the only time i order cheese pizza is if i am ordering for a large group, or if there are kids under 15 or so around.
What is cheese pizza? As opposed to… pizza with no cheese? Don’t pizzas usually have cheese?
The antithesis of a cheese pizza is a pizza with toppings. It’s an idiom, so I wouldn’t recommend thinking too hard on it.
Ah ok, you mean a margherita pizza? I just didn’t know what the term referred to. I’ve not heard it called that before.
I think a plain cheese pizza is slightly different than a margherita pizza. It won’t typically have the basil leaves, and the cheese is more uniform.
I’m thinking of like dollar slice pizza. Like these https://secretnyc.co/seamless-dollar-cheese-slice/
But I’m not a pizza-ologist.
I thought of this question when a youtube vid about NY dollar slice (or $1.50 now) popped up and I was thinking I never ordered cheese pizza as a kid, bare minimum was pepperoni. In my later teens it was mushroom, then when I started making pizzas at home, I started appreciating a plain cheese pizza a lot more.
Out of curiousity, where are you from?
A cheese or margarita pizza is a great litmus test for a pizzeria. Anyone can pile toppings on sauced bread, but it takes skill, a well honed recipe and practice to make a simple pie sing.
Its simultaneously harder to fuck up at the same time.
If your cheese pizza sucks, all of your pizza is gonna suck.
Same here.
Trying out a new place? Always one margarita, maybe something else too.
The best pizza I ever had was a margherita at a random, small neighborhood shop in Rome.
You said it better than I was going to. I love toppings, but when I ate cheese there was something always great about a plain cheese pizza from a good pizza place.
It’s why I always go for vanilla the first time at an ice cream place.
Simplicity is the key to the best foods out there
In my limited experience, cheese pizza is for families with picky children.
Exactly this, I’d prefer getting some opinionated toppings on the occasions I get pizza. But unless I’m somewhere selling by the slice that just guarantees my kids won’t touch it.
“That looks disgusting!”
“How do you know if you haven’t tried it?”
“Just trust me, I don’t like it!”
It’s also great for parties. It’s inoffensive, anyone who’s good for pizza can default to it. It’s often the only meatless option ordered (though I prefer something with as many veggies as I can get)
Appreciation of cheese pizza comes with age.
Don’t get me wrong, it’s only a sometimes thing, I still love my monstrosity kitchen sink pizzas, but there’s something nice about the simplicity of a good cheese pizza. Seriously order one from your favorite pizza place and get a nice sour ale (preferably not a fruity one, one of the Flanders red or oud bruin styles if you can). No four+ cheese, that’s cheating! The greasy cheese cuts the sourness of the ale while the sourness helps cut the greasiness of the pizza, it balances amazingly well.
Uncluttered pizza, uncluttered mind.
EDIT: Depending on your pizza place, you may want to go 2x or 3x cheese, that’s also acceptable.
I’m not knocking it til I try it but something about the combination of sour and cheese makes me wary
Edit: ya nevermind, I like pineapple on pizza and that does have a tartness to it too
