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sanitation@lemmy.today to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days ago

Meta Patents AI Glasses to Use Facial Recognition to Identify People, Make Highlight Reels of Your Dinner Party

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Meta Patents AI Glasses to Use Facial Recognition to Identify People, Make Highlight Reels of Your Dinner Party

www.404media.co

sanitation@lemmy.today to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days ago
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A new Meta patent published Thursday says a system, like its AI glasses, would use facial recognition to identify people, current a series of video clips, then provide you with a highlight reel of your night.
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    mark zuckerberg must have the hardest time making any sort of genuine human connection.

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      “DOES NOT COMPUTE!”

      -Zuck probably

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    Living in the moment is lost for future generations. I am so glad I’m old enough to have been able to be drunk and do so many stupid funny things without people recording it and watch it out of context.

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      Hell I‘m glad I could post shit on the internet as a dumb teen and no one is able track it back to me. Or at least very likely not. Those forums no longer even exist and never asked me for a phone number or verification anyway. No such luxury for future generations.

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    Wasn‘t the Black Mirror episode about this technology exactly about a dinner party too? Tech bros don‘t have a single original thought yet they think they can automate creativity.

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      My favorite episode. They had memories like sieves because they could look up everything and every single interaction.

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    Facebook really wants a legal monopoly on the concept of pervert glasses, don’t they?

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    Who does Meta think wants any of this crap?

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      Reminds me of Sam Altman saying he uses AI to make a podcast about his kids sports game so they can listen to it on the way to school. As if talking to your children wasn’t an option.

      All these tech bros creating solutions in search of a problem.

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      Probably the people buying them.

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    Sounds like a great way to make sure no one comes.

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    One highlight at the dinner party of me grabbing the glasses and snapping them in half

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    I remember that episode of Black Mirror!

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    Fantastic way to relive your own beating

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    502-butt cheek

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    “Record more of your personal life for us to harvest.”

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    Those patent ideas sound like trivial obvious thought. Why were they approved?

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    If you see people wearing meta glasses, make fun of them. It should be the latest most uncool thing ever. DO NOT fuck them.

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    Mark Zuckerberg is a cunt

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