Microslop is a tiny scrappy start-up company, give them some slack and patience, they can’t just throw virtually unlimited money at the problem to solve it…
I wouldn’t want to have the job of managing GitHub infrastructure right now. The sheer volume of AI slop being uploaded must be unimaginable
Just use AI to filter, ez
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I once got into an argument with someone about how AI PRs are terrible and overwhelm FOSS projects which are already notoriously understaffed and burned out. Eventually I just started having Claude generate the most verbose responses it could, prefaced with “to make my point, from now on to continue this argument you’ll need to read a mountain of AI slop I probably didn’t read myself, and all I have to do is copy and paste into Claude and hit generate”
Wait… were you arguing for or against AI slop?
He used the slop to destroy the slop.
They weren’t getting the point so I forced them to understand
They should migrate their code to use some technology that scales well… Like web servers and git.
Whoever has that job also very likely has blood on their hands from being involved in facilitating (or remaining silent about) the Palestinian Genocide with Microslop products like Azure and other computing services, so FUCK them, pile the misery on to them until they crumble into dust as a person for all I care.
You can’t just seven degrees of Kevin Bacon everyone into being involved in the genocide of Palestine.
You can’t just pretend having some arbitrary connection to Kevin Bacon is the same as being all the way at the top of the power structure of one of the most powerful entities on earth that is actively seeking profit from an ongoing Genocide.
I mean it’s a job homie, I mean there are some jobs you can’t be forgiven for doing like death camp guard, or gas chamber operator, or whatever Kathleen Kennedy’s job title is. But I don’t think network engineer is on that list
and I mean it is a job that gets blood on your hands, homie.
If they don’t want that baggage, they can deploy their golden parachute and go head another company/organization.
Stop carrying water for these people.
There’s an image going around showing a bar chart of GitHub uptimes over the last several years. It was steady as a rock until Microsoft took over, then it started dipping like crazy and never recovered.
Man, remember when three nines was the standard uptime guarantee?
I do. I was there when we hosted everything internally and everyone moved to the cloud for “reliability”.
Oh how the turntables…
If anyone is interested in heading back toward hosting your own infra, lmk and I may come back to tech.
“but what if we keep using the first digit as all of the nines 🤔” Microslop thought as they pushed 10 000 more LoC shat out by AI to production without reading it.
They don’t want slack, they use Microsoft Teams over there
So it was a communication issue then
I’m confused, github status page does have uptime for last 30d, the text in this link says otherwise?
Well at least they’re showing me a picture of an angry unicorn, as if that’s going to lighten my mood
The message says “This page is taking too long to load”.
I like how it is so vague an average person could easily assume it wasn’t an outage.
They’re avoiding accountability even at the system error level.
Who do we git blame for this
No one will git commit to it.
Who is even copiloting this?
We just need to push the right people
I’m just about to go in on GitHub Enterprise but I may consider Codeberg. For the latter, how well do build agents and workflow files transfer over? Also looking for things like SSO, dedicated IPs for workers and remote on premise workers.
If it helps, ghe is hosted on completely different servers than gh public servers. They were also unaffected by this as i could keep working.
I havent heard much good stuff of codeberg tbhThat said, this is a reminder i need to test a local hosted gitea
If you’re considering hosting Github Enterprise on-prem then it might be worth considering Forgejo too. It’s the system that powers Codeberg.
Codeberg doesn’t allow proprietary code, only open-source. You’d have to self-host Forgejo if you want to use it for private projects.
Codeberg doesn’t allow proprietary code
Welp, that makes it a non-starter and the team is too small to self host.
Thank you for pointing that out.
This was a horrible day. I couldn’t even open the source code to make fun of a friend’s choice of language.
Radicle is starting to seem less radical as the outages continue… https://radicle.dev/
You don’t even have to go full
re, uh, I mean full self-hosted/P2P with it. You can sign up at https://radicle.garden/ and use that as your main seed/mirror thingy. radicle.garden is always online/available, so you don’t have to host anything, but you also get other randos seeding/mirroring your repo, adding more availability to your code.I juuuust starting looking into Radicle, so I don’t fully have an opinion formed yet…
What an interesting project! Unfortunately I need MCP support, which is why I now host my own GitLab instance to get rid of GitHub.
Interesting. Sounds like a Freenet solution, but with git in mind.
P2P proves yet again to be the best solution for availability problems. At least until the seeds disappear, which happens because storage isn’t infinite.
At least until the seeds disappear … storage isn’t infinite.
Which is why Radicle is kinda interesting… it seems like it may be kind of easy to have lots of different seeds in different places. I’m currently using radicle.garden as my main always-on seed. If they start having issues, I could self-host. If I start having issues, other randos also run Radicle seed servers. Someone who wants to download my project could use any one of these seeds and be guaranteed to get a legit version of the project.
If fact, it seems like the user doesn’t even have to care about where the code is hosted at all. A radicle clone looks like this:
# Clones a git repo. rad clone rad:z3WukSjzicL8WaZHFALbBwb2r8W52There’s no indication of which servers to check. It just checks the “Radicle network” and clones from a random seed?? (I think?)
Smaller projects will have way less seeds, but if you use that project, you could contribute to their availability by seeding! You make a copy for yourself to keep your build going and you also help the rest of the network?!
(Again, juuust started looking into this, but it seems cool so far!)
My worry was less with servers and more with interest, much like how some torrents are dead because there are zero seeds. I suppose the author of projects might remain as the sole seed for a longer period than the mirror seeds, but there are many that can be abandoned by the single dev for whatever reason
I do wonder if this is the new standard when moving everything from AWS to Azure.
We all knew it was going to be. Nothing was going to stop management from doing it anyways.
So 4 hours later and apparently it’s kind of back again: https://www.githubstatus.com/
Microslop strikes again!
I primarily use GitLab, is that actually better?
So far, yes. A large part of this is likely because GitLab is not hosted on Azure
