I did play a NSFW game, and I would say I would be pretty awesomely fucked.

Cyberpunk 2077. No matter what I do, I’m toast. Just like me in real life.

Steve I guess? Unless it’s my own minecraft skin :3 either way if we take the feats the minecraft character is capable at face value…

Factorio… I am immortal. I can build nukes with my hands and my raw might can construct nuclear reactors.

Helldivers 2. I’m in trouble. But at least it won’t last long.

Timberborn. Guess I’m a beaver now

Everybody is going to be really confused by the fact that Tony Hawk can’t skateboard for shit anymore.

Monster Hunter World.

First thing I’d do is head directly to the canteen and get something served by those cat chefs, because that food looks insanely delicious.

Subnautica 2. Fuck.

Commando, Risk of Rain 2. Canonically, I’m trapped in a simulacrum of Petrichor, a planet inhabited by creatures who regard me as an invader. Even though I can “escape” and make my way back to Earth, every time I die (no matter where or how), I awaken back in my escape pod, crash-landing on Petrichor.

I can pretty consistently get the ending where Commando escapes, so I guess my strat is to escape to Earth and enjoy the simulacrum for as long as I can before dying again. Canonically, this happens at least once, so there’s no reason it couldn’t be done repeatedly. Perhaps not the most fulfilling existence, but the best that can be achieved under the circumstances, I think.

The alternative is to obliterate myself in a portal or be killed by the denizens of Petrichor and start over again anyway. May as well have a few years of “peace” and “happiness” between spawns.

Stardew Valley for me. Need a vacay anyway <3

Minecraft. A simple life, if a dangerous one. I’d see it as an upgrade tbh.

Project zomboid with 200% zombie spawn…

Guessing a survival time of approx 10 mins?

Elite Dangerous. I should be fine as long as I stick to trading common materials. I’m screwed if I get caught by a pirate though.