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Mrsilkworm@piefed.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 天前

Trump Suggests Renaming the Atlantic or Pacific Ocean Next After Changing Lake Ontario and Gulf of Mexico on U.S. Maps

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Trump Suggests Renaming the Atlantic or Pacific Ocean Next After Changing Lake Ontario and Gulf of Mexico on U.S. Maps

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Mrsilkworm@piefed.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 天前
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    This ongoing obsession of his is a huge W for the “America is the continent, not the country” folks. By the time we’re through with all this, no-one is gonna want to use the name America for anything. America? I don’t know her; I live in the EU (los estados unidos) thank you.

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      Disparos Unidos.

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    Maybe we’ll have to change the name of the Atlantic and/or the Pacific. Maybe we’ll change them both

    Oh good, we’ll have two “American Oceans” because he’s too fucking stupid and patronizing to think of another name.

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    I propose that all the other countries in the world rename USA The United Mistakes of America, or maybe just Dumbfuckland.

    Edit: Dumbfuckistan is even better.

    • msantossilva@sh.itjust.works
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      In my neck of the woods, some people call it ‘The Land of the Idiot’ (in english and all)

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        deleted by creator

  • weps@lemmy.world
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    The USA has given “America” a negative connotation

    • Obituarykidney@lemmy.world
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      Yeah but you already know people from the USA don’t consider the rest of the Americas “America”

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        People from Canada don’t either. I don’t know anyone that would call themselves an American.

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    I would like to petition Canada to rename Lake Michigan to Lake Epstein.

    • III@lemmy.world
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      Who can we get to rename something to Mar-a-rapes-children?

  • yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Who cares? Just rename everything to “American XYZ”.

    Genuinely, please stop enabling this shit by posting headline after headline of Trump doing Trump-things to stay in the news.

    • wangaBanga@feddit.online
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      Exactly. A toddler with a loaded diaper will smear shit all over the wall if left to its own devices. We get it!

    • gandalf_der_13te@feddit.orgBanned
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      Atlantic Ocean of America

      Pacific Ocean of America

  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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    We were so close to not having to deal with his bullshit a second time but nobody wants to put in the range time to do it right.

    • GreatWhiteBuffalo41@slrpnk.net
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      Omg I just laughed so hard, thank you. I needed that.

    • DarkFuture@lemmy.world
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      We got the right marksman, but the wrong target.

  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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    Test results are in, you are HIV America.

    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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      :-D

      D-:

  • huppakee@lemmy.world
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    Pacific could be renamed to Ocean of the Warmongering Pedofile.

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    Dude is so dumb, at least we can change them back later.

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      It’ll be like cleaning up after a 4-year-long bender. Probably find puke in just as many weird places too.

    • DarkFuture@lemmy.world
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      The next Dem president should just appoint a Secretary of Unfuckery whose sole job is to write up EOs to undo everything Trump did and present them to the Dem pres for signing at the end of each day.

      There’s going to be so much we can’t have the Dem pres focusing on that or it’ll take up all their time.

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    “My legacy as a pedo failure is cemented. The only thing I can do to change that historically is land expansion. I’m too stupid and inept to actually do that, so I’ll just change the names on maps in my own country.”

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    Canada should rename the US Baja Canada.

    • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      If Canada would please do a bloodless annex of the west coast, I’d be grateful. I’m sure plenty of Washington, Oregon and California are eager to go along.

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    Soon he will rename the whole continent to just “America”.

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    I honestly can’t hear the word “idiot” or “moron” now without thinking about Trump.

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    I rename the toilet in my home that often clogs, the trump toilet and casino.

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