And now just as Tim Apple before him, John will be known as John Apple
his friends call him Johnny Appleseed.
I mean, I originally read the name as John Tetanus
Let’s hope he’s not an ass-licker like Tim.
Not off to a good start.
https://9to5mac.com/2026/09/01/new-apple-ceo-john-ternus-now-has-his-own-x-account/
Oh good we should all send him greetings and tell him to fix some shit. Start with that map renaming bullshit.
Next kick “AI” off my phone and give me my 30gb back.
You expect someone who’s not only an Apple fanboi, but literally works for the company to not be an asslicker?
… interesting.
I hope this isn’t a gay joke.
Gays don’t have the exclusive on ass licking
It’s about how cozy Cook is with Trump.
I’m not saying, I condone it, but I think I understand it.
Cook is (or rather was) in charge of the single largest American company; a key driver of the economy and everyone’s 401(k)’s. I can’t imagine how difficult it is to navigate that in this administration.
Tim is staying on in that position.
It’s that time of reckoning. Let me know when shit hits the fan. It will be very interesting.
