Dear boys,
Making yourself happy is making a guy happy and therefore gay.
Being mad. That’s the straightest you can be.
Even gay means happy.
Don’t be happy (gay), stay mad (straight).
Checkmate, atheists.
And yet his orgasm – ejaculation – is not gay?
these idiots are not serious. they’re just saying shit to rage bait atp
Anyways ladies, now that you’ve been sold on the idea of gay sex…
I’m sorry but none of this is real. There’s no way anyone can possibly be this stupid. We are clearly living in a massive simulation where the programmers are taking bets over how fucking surreal they can make right wing politics before it stops being viable. Clearly our entire existence is a political science experiment for an unfathomably advanced civilization. There’s no other explanation.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
Fellas is it gay to last longer than 30 seconds?
I don’t know, but I’d love to get myself under 30 minutes.
If this is real, he’s obviously some kind of deranged lunatic, and it’s kind of sad, but also kind of funny.
He should be our next President
This just in: Having sex with women is gay. The manliest sex is between two (or more) men.
Yes the more men the less gay is my understanding.
As long as you’re trying to impregnate them sure, not gay at all apparently.

She seems into it, maybe we are kink shaming here. (this is the only thing that makes sense to me)
These MAGA influencers keep getting caught beating women. She’s probably just physically trapped.
Fellas, is it gay to have sex with your wives?
Only if she gets wet in the process.
I’m pretty sure one of these idiots literally did say that this year.
darwin works in mysterious ways
Taking bets on how long this marriage will last.
I’m tired, boss.
Guys, is pleasure gay?
These closet cases aren’t enjoying having sex with their wives because they really want cock then why should their wives enjoy it.
If we use old meaning of gay…yes?
I think they do believe that yes. Being a MAN means consent suffering.
I am so flabbergasted knowing this isn’t the first time I’ve seen someone unironically consider having sex with women to be gay.
Girls have sex with guys, that’s the gayest thing imaginable
not all of them
Well no, not the gay straight ones












