Outside my window is a mountain. Everyone knows it as Koko Crater. But it’s actual name is Kohelepelepe which is the Hawaiian name for the labia minor. The story is that a goddess, attempting to rescue another goddess named Pele, throws her vagina all the way from Hawai’i island to O’ahu and it lands in this spot.
I think about this nearly every day (because of the mountain outside my window).
Technically the vagina is open to the inside of the body via the end of the fallopian tubes. But then once lose in the abdomen i don’t see a route to the mouth
Well this cooter has teeth (and is a grinder we have learned) so one imagines it has a connection into the digestive system, but then if he knew that, he’d probably have known to avoid the teeth.
He was banking on gingivitis vaginalis, which would let him slip into the blood stream and be carried to the lungs. Once in the lungs, right before leaving for the left atrium (where the blood-pressure is the lowest) he planned on making a small incision into the lung. From here it was just a matter of crawling up.
Apparently knowledge of anatomy was not a part of Polynesian mythology. Even without the teeth, what way out exactly did he plan to take?
> hentai artists
> Polynesian mythmakers
> having no idea where the fuck a vagina ends
not true, from what I’ve seen of the hentai arts, I believe the vagina ends in the lungs.
Outside my window is a mountain. Everyone knows it as Koko Crater. But it’s actual name is Kohelepelepe which is the Hawaiian name for the labia minor. The story is that a goddess, attempting to rescue another goddess named Pele, throws her vagina all the way from Hawai’i island to O’ahu and it lands in this spot.
I think about this nearly every day (because of the mountain outside my window).
Here’s two links related to the story: Wikipedia and a more local essay.
That’s awesome and wild.
Also, are you native Hawaiian? Else how is living on Oahu? We have dreamed of it in the past, sounds delightful in many ways!
lmao the natives don’t live on the islands where that dude does
that’s a rich white dude, or maybe asian but probably white
edit lol at the downvotes for the truth
Gods are crazy, that’s a given.
My question is, how tf was that going to get humans to immortality?
reverse the birth process
also life in the breath symbology
Yea I really hate it when my shapeshifting demi-god narrative gets interrupted by anatomical errors of deities.
Technically the vagina is open to the inside of the body via the end of the fallopian tubes. But then once lose in the abdomen i don’t see a route to the mouth
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/body/24346-fimbriae
Well this cooter has teeth (and is a grinder we have learned) so one imagines it has a connection into the digestive system, but then if he knew that, he’d probably have known to avoid the teeth.
He was banking on gingivitis vaginalis, which would let him slip into the blood stream and be carried to the lungs. Once in the lungs, right before leaving for the left atrium (where the blood-pressure is the lowest) he planned on making a small incision into the lung. From here it was just a matter of crawling up.
It said in the post: in through the vagina, out through the mouth
They probably imagined he would burrow his way through.
This has “menwritingwomen” vibes.