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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

How to show your affection

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How to show your affection

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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • SuperDuper
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    47•1 year ago

    I’m getting irrationally angry that they don’t start preheating the oven until all of the ingredients are gathered and stirred.

    • @lemmyman@lemmy.world
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      8•1 year ago

      That’s my go to pickup line. On the first date I then proceed to “sugar,” and so on

  • @betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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    37•1 year ago

    That’s not affection, it’s confection.

    • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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      15•1 year ago

      Same thing to some of us 🤷

  • @Halosheep@lemm.ee
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    removed by mod

    • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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      10•1 year ago

      If preheat is the last step, you arent preheating

      • @CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world
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        3•1 year ago

        Postheating

  • llamapocalypse
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    20•1 year ago

    That’s gonna be a soggy girlfriend if you don’t preheat first.

    • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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      I was in a bluegrass band called Soggy Girlfriend. Preheat First was our debut album.

    • @Llewellyn@lemm.ee
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      3•1 year ago

      Well, don’t you want a soggy girlfriend?

      • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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        4•1 year ago

        🎵 Dontcha wish your girlfriend was soggy like me? Don’t you wish your girlfriend was damp like me? Dontcha?🎵

  • @Trex202@lemmy.world
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    18•1 year ago

    Her?

  • @Empricorn@feddit.nl
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    16•1 year ago

    Look, I’m sure egg is a very nice person…

    • @femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      2•1 year ago

      I’m egg, and I’m evil

  • 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙
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    12•1 year ago

    I hope this post rises to the top.

    • @femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      2•1 year ago

      Username checks out

      • 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙
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        2•1 year ago

        deleted by creator

  • @Kempeth@feddit.de
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    11•1 year ago

    You definitely should turn her on before you start stirring…

  • @runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    9•1 year ago

    Just tested number 5… DO NOT RECOMMEND. I’m now sleeping on the couch for the rest of the week.

  • @atomicorange@lemmy.world
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    8•1 year ago

    I vote vanilla extract.

  • Sagrotan
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    5•1 year ago

    And voilà - she’s got a turkey in the oven

  • @Akasazh@feddit.nl
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    2•1 year ago

    The fact I thought this would be the recipe for chocolate salty balls is most likely betraying my age

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