Full title: Operation Acoustic Kitty: The CIA spent about $15 million surgically implanting a microphone in a cat’s ear, a transmitter under its skin, and an antenna through its tail to spy on Soviet conversations
Wasn’t the cat immediately hit by a car or something?
One was. What they don’t know is that the taxi was being driven by a cat who had been assigned the mission to preserve the secrecy of their own clandestine meetings.
That’s the story. Which has to be at least partially bullshit.
Poor cat :c
Well… That’s the most evil thing I’ve ever heard of
You must not have heard about much of the CIA’s adventures huh?
well, that’s just for spying. I still think ww2 was worse, when they would feed dogs under tanks, so that when deployed in the battlefield, the dogs with explosives strapped would get under enemy tanks and boom
That’s a normal workday for the CIA at the peak of the Cold War. Apparently getting dosed with acid was something of an occupational hazard in the '50s if you worked for the CIA which might explain some of their more unusual operations.
Like the unibomber
Worse things are happening today with Neuralink.
I would advise not looking into the rest of the mkultra sub-projects then. They only get worse.
Saying that, the one where they built fake brothels with one way mirrors to dose politicians with LSD and then get secrets out of them was objectively kinda funny, in a looneytoons way.
How is this wose than putting a hole into a cow to release methane?
Isn’t that done to help the cow? Their stomachs can rupture otherwise
A cat? Gaurenteed they are going to fuck up whatever plan you have in mind. They can sense what you want them to do and the fuck you part of their brain is instantly activated. Whomever thought this up knew jack about cats.
They did. Project got canceled because of problems with the training and that cats was killed by environmental stuff like cars.
Yeah like not supporting this equipping animals with cybernetic enhancements nonsense, but did it not occur to any of them that dogs exist?
Pretty sure the cat was immediately run over by a car and no intel was gained.
That’s OK, the mission to steal 14.99 million dollars was a rousing success.
The cat immediately ran into traffic to stop the misery of its CIA induced horror life.
Well, we tried training dolphins, and then sharks with frickin’ laser beams, but we couldn’t convince everyone to build a pool everywhere they were going…
or mind controlled giant squids.
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Well… Let me tell you about Elon Musk, Neuralink, and the amount of primates dying every month because of the failure rate implanting a computer chip into a brain has.
We do batshit animal abuse ideas a billion times a day. I don’t think these few cats would make a dent.
I was gunna rhetorically ask why everyone on this platform feels the need to be so fucking negative all the time, when someone points out something positive, but then I saw your username. Just another obnoxious vegan who can’t keep it to themselves.
So hey, thanks for ruining my positive thought. Really appreciate that.
What did the dollar man cost ten years later? Just six million, despite inflation!
