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- fuckcars@lemmy.world
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You stupid AMERICANS and your HIGHWAYS. Good thing no other country uses highways! Now I can feel morally superior for being born elsewhere!
I can tell you’re American by the way you completely misunderstood what you read because of your assumption that someone was jealous of highways
Dutch, actually, but do enlighten me to the deeper philosophical implications of this Tumblr thread, o wise non-American.
You saw the word highway and assumed someone was jealous of highways. That’s it. It’s not that deep. Maybe it is if you’re American 🤷
Why are you getting offended for Americans? Americans can get plenty offended on their own. Actually, a whole lot more than plenty.
I’m offended now, too? I’m learning all sorts of new things about myself today.
What on earth makes you think they’re implying that anyone is jealous of highways?
In bed eating
these are the people I have to share a highway with
These are the people I have to share a bus with*
(While you are dependent on others’ visual processing to be safe on a highway, you’re dependent on others’ hygiene to be safe in public transit).
The smell of the Tube in the summer makes me grateful not to live in London, even people without BO issues smell down there. One can easily mistake it for hell since it’s underground, very hot, very smelly, filled to the brim with the damned, and there’s nothing to do but reflect on your sins.
Bastard, beat me to it - first thing I thought of too. x
Ha ! Nice one Ted!
What is this show
Father Ted
eating cold ravioli
these are the people I have to share a highway with
XD Haven’t laughed that hard at a tubmlr screenshot in a while, thank you.
Same. Can’t stop. The fucking gnome.
Put on your glasses: that’s a cat
Forgot to mention the gummies from half-an-hour earlier.
Nah those gummies ain’t shit, I just ate two more.
random memory unlocked: In highschool I overheard someone chewing another guy out for almost running him over on the way in. Other dude, obviously stoned out of his gourd, managed “bro sorry I thought you was a bush” before collapsing into a giggle fit
This is why driving while stoned counts as a DUI, kids.
Hoo
I’m gnot a gnoblin, I’m gnot a gnome! I’m a gcat!
Now, get up and walk around outside. Notice how objects become larger the closer you get to them! You have the power to make things change size!!
How can the sun be so hot when it’s so small?!
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That cat just ate a gnome.
The screenshot of a screenshot was a shitpost.
Is this the “brainrot” people keep talking about?
I thought brain rot was like… skibiddy toilet 67 Ohio. This is just a regular idiot that doesnt understand how perspective works.
