Beer

Wine. No, you’re drinking grapes that are past their expiration and smell awful. I’m not crazy!

Beer. I hate beer.

Oh, I like other alcohols. A nice cider. Some wine. A cocktail. But not beer.

And people have tried making me drink so many kinds of beer, from cheap store brands to “No, this isn’t like other beer. It’s expensive artisinal beer made in the local region that tastes like a whole fruit basket!”. No, it still tastes like beer.

I am going to likely get downvoted to hell for this but Dr Pepper. It tastes like Raid (the bug killer spray, the way it smells is how DP tastes).

Beer.

Sincerely, a German.

Alcohol. I cannot abide the taste (or aftereffects) of alcoholic drinks, that shit ruins everything

Aren’t bad tasting drinks fun though? Like it’s a sensory experience

I see like 50 mentions and alcohol and energy drinks. I got something different.

Kombucha.

Holy shit, it’s like a soda that went off, and I don’t even like soda. It is pungent and awful and I hate that it’s marketed so well. Any time I see it on a shelf I’m like “Ooh, what’s this fancy looking juice? That’s a nice looking bottle. Oh, it’s Kombucha, I would rather drink a cup of foamy dog vomit”

Root beer. It just tastes like mouthwash.

Cola’s

Big ol glass of brown, nasty liquid.

Red Bull tastes like ass. I never understood how it became the most popular energy drink.

Vodka. It tastes like paint thinner. People say they like it and it must be popular because it sells frequently. But then why do people wince after drinking it?!

Moxie. It’s like all the worst flavors of birch beer and root beer combined.

Definitely coffee. I know it’s super popular but I can’t stand it. I kinda like the smell of it, but the taste I find awful and the aftereffects are excruciating and longlasting. Someone suggested I might have an allergy. I might or might not look further into this at some point

I have tried decaf though, once… chasing the hope that it would still -despite the absence of caffeine- trigger bowel movement at a critical time in my life. and it did! Apparently caused by gastrine, from my superficial reading.

Beer.