“The wheels of justice turn slowly but grind exceedingly fine.”

Yeah? Is that how they got the Zodiac? Is that why Mitch McConnell died with dignity?

Fuckin’ grease ‘em with whatever lubricants you can find, you peanut buttered snails.

“Credit where it’s due,” shut the fuck up you fucking fascist piece of shit. Goddamn I hate this man. This man can kick rocks and push daisies.

fukkin gottem

fukkin. gottem. 👐

Or death isn’t even an inconvenience for them. They’re a hive mind and losing one loses nothing. He gets no joy from it and they are but mildly annoyed.

nah valve can eat shit too. look at that I can hate two things at once. dab on it.

I’ve given you my take, you’ve given me yours.

I’ve personally worked at some big tech companies, and if their execs are anything like the ones I’ve worked under, putting a little right wing laugh in their marketing would be a Tuesday for them.

I’m not doing anything with my take beyond giving a little asterisk anytime I see people championing gog. You’re gonna disregard the asterisk, that’s your prerogative.

Have a good one.

no goal beyond having a laugh at triggering people with nazi symbols; same as NYT did with their Nazi symbol crossword.

The fact the apology didn’t make an effort to say something like “those responsible have been sacked” and instead said something like “nazis shouldn’t have all the Nordic symbols” told me all I needed to know about their workplace environment and the types that work there. no bueno for me.

Not saying I’m boycotting them, because ethical consumerism is near impossible, but I’m not going to rally behind them or applaud them for anything like they’re to be championed sans asterisk.

The symbol alone was OK, but they doubled it to read SS, and they didn’t send it to Germany; which means it was 100% intentional and not just a little oopsie.

sorry I like to remind people not to get cozy rooting for for-profit corporations that’ve shown some ick recently. took as much effort to remind as it did for the post, but whatever constitutes “elephant” in your book.

I literally asked zero follow up questions and kept trying to signal to him I was not interested. My spouse, on the other hand, was fascinated when I came home and told them about it, so maybe I’ll have answers for you another time.

He did send me a YouTube link via text, which I have not clicked, and said I could learn more on Gaia, which I have no idea what that is.

I discovered recently my normally-quiet uncle is neck deep in believing the most convoluted alien conspiracy theory I’d ever heard. For ten breathless minutes he went on about believing aliens are real (which I’m open minded about), children who exhibit esp (extra sensory perception) in public schools are abducted by some shady group (with the teacher’s permission/doing) and hired by the CIA to takeover people’s minds and bodies without their say so. Also sold into sex slavery used by billionaires (which… I mean when I heard that part I was like “bud, THAT part might be true, but the how probably isn’t”), also were not on earth right now, we’re going somewhere else? In an earth simulation? TBH I tuned him out or didn’t commit a lot of it to memory.

Anyways, ye gods, what rabbit holes there are lying out there for people to fall into.

GOG trying to drum up positive pr after that Nazi symbol newsletter.

And here’s the thing

I’ve been a patient gamer on that front, waiting for it to dip below 40% discount.

…any day now.

boy howdy I tell ya what, that is some quality rage bait: the ai art, the annoying expression, the “fun fact” prefix, the idea that you have to stay home to not get shot. I felt my blood pressure rise just at first glance, and y’know what? I wish them dead; I wish whoever posted that horrible meme would die.

But that’s silly of me to feel after reading such a brief post; I shouldn’t be able to shift from 0 to third gear like that, it’s not good for my health. That just goes to show how rage inducing that god dang post is.

Now I’m gonna go take a breather. A good 10 minute walk should do.

My retirement plan/my plan for if I ever get a life-threatening illness and a timeline on my mortality is to pretty much be that harbinger on any McConnell-equivalent beings within my resources (in Minecraft of course).

Right? He and others like him is all the proof I need there is no cosmic karma system.

…I’m not saying such a system should’ve killed him by now, but he at least shouldn’t be dying with this much dignity.

I’ve seen this question done with apples; if took “five years from now,” today, today would be minus five years. Boom, I’m acing this comprehension test.

Now if you’ll excuse me, there is a sale on garages I’m keen to get to.

the reward of pizza flavor overwrites the punishment of pain

I’m on the sea food diet: I see food, I eat it— which doesn’t help restrict myself to the sea food diet.