No! They’ll hate the sticks, man! Like, it’s the anti-fetch.

….does, what? Kung fu fight? Are those kicks fast as lightning?

Not a collector, but check estate sales and garage sales. Folks will just dump old photo albums.

“Worst thing a fruit picker can learn is that they don’t have to be a fruit picker.” - Big Fruit

Tangerine

Sounds like one of those gothic names that doesn’t fit the woman until she’s around 60. Aunt Chlamydia, or something.

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Don’t they make bricks?

No tail! They just end in butt.

What store is this displayed in!

Hey, hey! Congrats on the pregnant wife, bro!

Huh? What do you….? YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Top notch. Well done. I appreciate the reflection and attention to public restroom details.

Pretty sure the turkeys are still backstage “warming up”.

I don’t think that reads the way you think that reads…

If they just made these ships bigger so you could spot them more easily on a plane void of other vertical structures, then they couldn’t just sneak up on you out of nowhere.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to sharpen a crayon? To find one that hasn’t got teeth marks in it?

“1 Trump will be worth nothing” vs the immense value one Trump has now. lol.

Did you ever see the ultrasound of Darth Foetus The Small?

If you’re buying your gear at a chain store that damn sure keeps records, buy with cash. Don’t let them associate your credit/debit card data with the purchases. It will take very little effort for the fuckers to track you when they want to.

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