You sound dumb as hell. Maybe consult with a physician.

He may want to impregnate some public sector employees.

I do not. It is very easy.

Only if you use a rubber condom.

He has great hair.

Mouthwash cancer?

How is it for porn?

Preservatives keep things dead…

I’m afraid I would get a testicle caught in the gear box.

Cause they are full of backdoors.

removed by mod

Not as they have calluses.

If it’s a really good hand job go with merit.

I hide things in my anus.

Huh?

What joke?

Fitting name.

I have no son!

You’re a letdown!

I’m so confused.