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😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈 to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 26 days ago

I'm full of preservatives and micro-plastics. I should live until I'm at least 1000 y/o.

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I'm full of preservatives and micro-plastics. I should live until I'm at least 1000 y/o.

😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈 to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 26 days ago
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  • @supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz
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    29•26 days ago

    As everyone knows that plastic is still copyrighted and owned by corporations so technically you should be paying rent.

    • 😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈OP
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      3•26 days ago

      Ack

    • @lordnikon@lemmy.world
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      2•26 days ago

      Zydrate comes in a little glass vial!

  • @AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
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    9•26 days ago

    Possibly not, but it may take you longer to return to the nitrogen cycle

  • themeatbridge
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    4•26 days ago

    There’s more living bacteria inside of you than you, and it will eat your decomposing corpse if you let it. Embalming or creamation will kill what remains of you after your brain dies.

    • 😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈OP
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      2•26 days ago

      Harvard Med gets to cut me to first.

  • ᴅᴜᴋᴇᴛʜᴏʀɪᴏɴ
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    1•23 days ago

    Thanks, Skyrizi!

  • @MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al
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    1•26 days ago

    Preservatives keep things dead…

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