Masamune

Wh…what are you doing, step-pizza?

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Always give your shoes a solid nom before wearing, to be sure they aren’t cake.

That tree is throwing some serious shade.

Instructions unclear, heading to the center of the sun for more hemoglobin.

An employee who takes their bacon seriously is exactly the type of employee I would want hire.

Currently sitting in my bathroom on my rear, naked, choking on tears and pissing myself because I can’t afford groceries. America FTW!

That’s the flaw in his fraud, he forgot to slip a few BTC to his local politicians.

Finally, a version of me can get a decent 8 hours of sleep.

Word on the street is that a $20 steam gift card today is worth $22 tomorrow.

Living the dream.

I will bet all of you $100 each that this man also has a Grindr account.

Facebook make people go “grrrr” to make profit go brrrr.

AI make people go “yup!” to make profit go up.

Sincerely, Grok

The great circle of life.

Only Crystal Pepsi for you.

That’s my secret, I’m always 😡

First of all, how dare you.

Why do it right the first time when you can do it twice later?

Ah yes, the tried and true “measure once and cut twice” approach.

About tree fiddy.

Take some carpentry classes to improve yourshelf.