• BillyClark@piefed.social
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    3 个月前

    Trees evolved 400 million years ago, and that should be enough time for them to have figured out if their faces are on their trunks or are made out of their leaves.

    • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldOP
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      Since when is it okay to just go around commenting on people’s faces and where they “should” and “shouldn’t” be!?

    • [object Object]@lemmy.ca
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      I read somewhere it was millions of years after trees evolved that anything evolved to decompose their bark.

      So for millions of years the dead trees just stacked up.

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        So for millions of years the dead trees just stacked up.

        And now we have oil. Glorious oil.

        THANKS, DEAD TREES!

      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        Earth millions of years ago: Damn. I got too many fallen trees. I should eradicate them.

        Earth today: Damn. I got too many humans polluting me. I should eradicate them.

        CEOs today: Yeah, the global tempatures are rising. Yeah it’s causing food shortages. Tell ya what. Lets build data centers and cause water shortages too!

        Guys. I’m on Earth’s side. Eradicate the humans. We had our chance. See you guys in hell! Or Arizona. They’ll be the same tempature in 5 years.

  • iamthetot@piefed.ca
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    I chuckled, but to be a proper reversal shouldn’t they be building it around him or someone like him?

  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    Does this mean that somewhere is a tree pro-wrestler that carries a flag of the forest, and a random human leg bone, yelling HOOOOOOOO, while everyone else wonders if that tree is mentally disabled?

  • farmgineer@nord.pub
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    How is he nailing the bones? They’re all long bones at right angles with only one point of contact on the upper structure. This is clearly a job for different attachment technology.