"I’ll put the 2 bricks in the evidence locker "

It is with great regret, i bear the news that this sign has been replaced.

I’ve already warned my family, if nukes start dropping in our area, I’m running towards the blast - I’m not hanging round to rebuild.

What’s “CARiES”?

It’s a shortening of opportunity shop

I still don’t understand how there can be any question, they caught him writing his memoir “How i totally killed that guy and why” by Luigi Mangione (an autographed copy). Open and shut case

Mr Feinberg read the room, going for that incognito look in the current hostile climate

Australia has too many electricity distributors shipping profits overseas instead of upgrading the grid

Доброе утро, товарищ

I could see myself living in a place like this

He’s about to smuggle food into a cinema

Didn’t you hear, they’ve almost succeeded at nuclear fusion, almost 90 whole seconds of stable fusion, any day now

Is the joke that they really mean the N-word?

The whole board (except CEO) resigned last month because they couldn’t agree in a buyout option

Especially do it for 23andMe because they’re going out of business and will just be doing it to increase the sale price

People also willing submit to the cult if Apple and just believe everything they say. People are likely more frequently forced to use windows due to work or just the lack of choice for less technically confident people.

Once you all agree on a day, let me know and I’ll take the other one. No queues anywhere!