Be the change you want to see in the world.

Billionaires need their heads separated from their bodies. Nothing more.

My sense of responsibility won’t let me miss deadlines, but that’s a rare occasion, and I make up for it by doing literally nothing but dialing in to required meetings and deflecting work for however many days as I feel makes it right.

I’d say they make it taste bad so kids won’t drink it, but that conflicts with what I just saw while scrolling.

It’s my understanding that there used to be a whole TV series about a family of Munster.

Bots and children look alike in text.

I can see that you weren’t overburdened with an abundance of education.

Is this about the guy who made Tesseract?

Was there any doubt?

Mike Rowe gave a platform to JD fucking Vance to spew his nazi bullshit.

“I’m gonna grape you in the mouth!”

They’re catching the invisible katana of Satan.

I like to go with “Big Sexy”.

Of course they’re going to try to capitalize on it. You don’t invest in something without expecting some kind of return.

I never said I hoped they were, just that I expect them to be. I’d rather see them live a long, miserable life in prison as well.

How long before they’re Epstein’d because they know too much?

Well, it’s a police office so I’m assuming the redacted word is “recruit”.

Democrats have standards beyond mutual hate.

Arrested on sex trafficking charges, so they’re obviously headed for cabinet positions.