

He should rename the moon america.


He should rename the moon america.


Weird last time I was there there was a line.


That’s how they make calamari.


It’s self-explanatory.
You can spit in my mouth and my big mac honey.


That’s why you can disable the windows from the drivers side.
I call it the fart switch.


Offer blowjobs without asking anything in return.


The deathbed confession of James Allen, a nineteenth-century highwayman in Massachusetts. He requested a copy of his printed memoirs be bound in his skin and gifted to John Fenno, a man who had resisted Allen’s attempt to rob him; it is the only known anthropodermic book bound with the consent of its source. Before being bequeathed to the Athenæum, Fenno’s copy was reportedly kept in the family home and used to spank his children.
Kinky.


This is the second worse tattoo I’ve seen.


I usually jerk off in the shower and think about early ‘00 Carmen Electra not republicans.


Why would it be healthy for ai powered accounts to repost reddit content here?
I can understand people doing a couple a day but when you have dedicated accounts doing hundred a day exclusively you’re fooling yourself if you think it’s okay.


She’s cute and knows her politics.


https://www.smells-like-home.com/2017/05/potato-burger-buns/
Weight conversions
28 g butter
351 g flour
14 g sugar
7 g salt
7 g instant yeast
227 g riced potatoes
60 g potato water
1 egg


People care if they know and they blindly upvote if they don’t.
Accounts dedicated to reposting recent upvoted Reddit content is unhealthy for the fediverse.
I’m here with a stripper, a massive crack rock and a blowtorch and the only thing that’s happening is me having to pay her a bunch more money.
How the fuck do you smoke crack out of a stripper crack?
Mushroom, pepperoni, green peppers, onions and jalapeño.