Mike is probably 35 or something…
Didnt even bother to perspective correct the text lol
Sorry to our valued meme yoinkers

Marky got with Sharon, Sharon got Cherese
She was sharing Sharon’s outlook on the topic of disease
Mikey had a facial scar and Bobby was a racist
They were all in love with dyin’, they were doing it in Texas
lol all this time I thought it was They were all in live with Di. As in princess Diana
It could have been a pun. Dying / Diane, but she wasn’t killed until a year after the song released.
That tracks though, she was a celebrity. If she weren’t she wouldn’t have died in a car crash trying to get away from paparazzi a year later.
That “though” tho
Plot twist: Chris and Debra didn’t actually hook up. She got it from a vanilla shake Chris made for her.
You’re sick, Chris. You want to get written up again?
Bullshit. Those shake machines never work.
nah, sign should read we DONT value the customers…repeat, customers are stupid and love being abused.
I TOLD YOU TO SPIT IN MY MOUTH, NOT MY BIG MAC!
You can spit in my mouth and my big mac honey.
In my experience the employees do sometimes value customers. Especially when the place is empty they seem to be happy someone is ordering something and they can do something for 30 sec.
The sandwich shop I went to for lunch had the same vibe. 'sorry we dont have enough employees, be patient ’








