There are now, fortunately, plenty of low carb, low glycemic products that are a lifesaver when you have cravings. 5 years ago navigating the world without sugar was a nightmare but these days it’s much easier. You can’t really go out to eat, people will get offended when you turn down food they’ve offered, but you can do it.
So fun thing about vanity, that historically refers to asking God for petty things that God would not care about.
Like winning a basketball game, or the lottery. It’s “vanity” to assume God would give a bother about things so unimportant just because YOU asked. Because whether or not you win is (theoretically) more about practice and application than divine intervention.
Though, obviously modern Americans don’t give a shit about what the words in the book actually fucking mean. They’re still likely to call it Jesusland, as likely as anything else, because even with the modern definition, they’re not likely to actually care. THEY are God’s chosen, and therefore THEY have special rules to go along with their special connection to Christ.
You may not blaspheme, though. You may not exist in their presence so long as you are not pious, upstanding, and white cis Christian. Though they wouldn’t call you cis, that’s for some reason a slur in Jesusland.
Jefferson has entered the chat
A single massive swath of Missouri River Basin, containing roughly the population of California and Texas combined.
LPT could effectively break off, form it’s own country and win the upcoming water wars alone.
Your car’s replacement value goes down with age, that’s one of the bigger factors determining how much your insurance costs.
someone needs to tell that to my insurance company
Your vehicle is also getting older and cheaper to insure. You may also have had something fall of your driving record.
Who’s getting constant MRIs as a “preventative” measure.
You know who ELSE gets routine MRIs? Alzheimer’s patients taking Leqembi.
I gotta flick the nipples to get the crust off. (Phrasing)
Look at this soft water havin motherfucker with his clean ass shower head
She would have lost to a moldy ham sandwich.
He will progress to the point where he won’t even be competent enough to speak, and they will not article 25 him. They’ll hide him away in the white house and Vance will effectively be the president, or someone in his cabinet will effectively take over. And we’ll have our own little death of Stalin.
ONE ELEPHANT HAS HIS TRUNK UP ANOTHER ELEPHANT’S ASS. OSTENSIBLY TO EAT HIS SHIT. THE OTHER ELEPHANT REALLY SEEMS TO BE ENJOYING IT.
I take my delusions with a side of grandeur like a responsible adult. Not healthy to have that as the main course.
Let’s all just get together and make our own housing and nutrients. And if anyone shows an interest in banking we flay them alive and burn their skin while they watch.
This is called a Tullock spike, though other economists came to the conclusion that it would have an inverse to the desired effect. Where safe, law abiding drivers would have the danger car while those who don’t care would find a way to bypass the mechanism and continue to drive recklessly. Thereby resulting in more injuries for the drivers you don’t actually want to injure.
I’m willing to bet that the design of modern trucks is killing more pedestrians than seat belts are. But go off.
The source of that claim seems to be a single article written in 1985, and has absolutely no data to support the claim that feeling safer so driving more dangerously is the actual cause, but states it as fact nonetheless.
That’s true in other countries too. Or a bmw.
So he’s admitting George Bush committed crimes??
If only I could cycle in my town without fear of death from every direction