Pour it onto a dish rag and microwave it? I thought this was common knowledge?

My cat would unapologetically smash a piece of broccoli.

I’m a rebel. I write all my sql in lowercase

I’m a huge fan of pillars of eternity and so far this game is great… seeing the screenshots I was worried it wouldn’t “feel” like PoE but 100% feels like it to me.

I recently took my brand new stupid fucking tv off the grid. I use Apple TV so not a big deal with the ads and shit but the damn thing forced an update mid movie, reset, and black screened. Couldn’t get it back on and went to bed, figured I’d deal with it in the morning. Luckily it worked the next day after that no more internet for you.

Thanks for my new teams pfp

For true crime I really like Murder in America

Get in your ATV and drive in a straight line forever.

What do you mean? It’s just a quick 2.351 × 10^14 mile drive. No biggie

I’m here for a new breath of fire

Did they really 404 their leadership page?

Best word in the entire English language. Nothing else compares.

But what if we had infinite monkeys 🤔

Nick Cutter is awesome, especially if you’re into body horror …. I highly recommend The Breach

Just that annoying ass bias checker bot

I just finished Carrion recently that was amazing.

Yup, I had a friend crash with us for a bit to get back on his feet and I had the exact same convo with him. Nah dawg, you can do the dishes… yards mine.

My noise cancelling headphones work great and my mower’s electric. It’s not loud at all.

But I’m mostly saying “quiet” to mean being away from other people

I get it. We can easily afford someone to come mow our lawn but that’s quiet me time that I need so I’d much rather do it myself.

It’s very awkward for me especially since I was only an electrician fixing lighthouses, I wasn’t getting shot at overseas or anything.