You said MD 20/20 and hydrogen sulfate right into my eyeballs? You got it doc😎
SwifferWetjet
i not only hate the state as an institute i also hate them as an abstract concept! what a shit idea!
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Cake day: March 24th, 2026
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2·4 days agoUsually doesn’t do it for me. Trying to do a keagle without using any other muscles can almost instantly kill it sometimes, tho. I hear it’s also great for avoiding incontinence and ED as you get older as well.
To be 18 and not realize how fuckin raw that shit gets for everyone after about 45 minutes unless you reapply religiously like a goth at the beach 😂
Big dog I’m pushing 30 😭 I have noticed they usually don’t happen when I’m standing, only when I’m seated for a long enough time.
this is way too fucking real i hope the random no reason public ones disappear entirely when this happens i love homeboy but goddamn he gets on my nerves
5·5 days agoI mean I’m absolutely going to be feeding it as much dogshit as possible, personally.
2·5 days ago…didn’t I see Nicki Minaj with it? Is it… Is the one person fucking Nicki Minaj???
2·6 days agoLot of Seegar, oops. Guatanamara is beautiful, and Cielito Lindo. Makes me ashamed of being a filthy one-language-knower.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=41N8EHzZL78. (Cielito Lindo)
7·8 days agoI ditched mine when I was I think 13. Rip fruitsalad01 lol
6·10 days agoSure, if you’re new, maybe stopping to double check that you did your due diligence and aren’t in a rough spot, maybe once but KEPT😭💀 by the second time I’d be so fucking angry my god
An old cellphone makes a decent one too. I heart VLC
Me when my poor transwoman homie has a Palantir ad up her butt and I gotta help scoop it out like a toy without a flared base😓
Ecoterrorism til death. Lol. Such a funny joke.
1·15 days agoUnrelatable since I got a septum ring. Why so many boogies
Allegedly it’s sold like a spice in NK but honestly at this point I have no idea what to believe or not believe when I hear something about anything there. Which is probably intended but still lol
And yet another reason my wife should be supreme overlord of the world, I see
I have said more than once that international conflict needs to be resolved by more head of state on head of state boxing matches instead of ridiculous bombing campaigns that mostly kill civilians who, in my experience as one myself, have a near universal opinion of “basically all war is stupid”
I actually googled it and deleted my comment bc it seems to have done a nice little 180 since I went! Apparently now about 70% of mortuary science graduates are women!
Like, a hairbrush?