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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 21 小时前

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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 21 小时前
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    Why not just advice people to rinse with alcohol or hydrogen peroxide? It’s harder to misunderstand.

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      Here, dump this beer can over my face, the doctor said so.

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      You said MD 20/20 and hydrogen sulfate right into my eyeballs? You got it doc😎

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        Poor little Johnny, for he is no more.

        As what he thought was H2O, was H2SO4.

      • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
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        🤦 Just use soap and a soft brush.

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          Like, a hairbrush?

          • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
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            🤦 toothbrush will be fine.

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        i’m pretty sure they said hydrazine. i was right there watching them talk while i listened to music

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      because water is far widely available than alcohol or hydrogen peroxide…

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        And not because it would sting like hell?

        (that we the joke BTW)

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          i am not sure, i have never tried to pour alcohol into my eye…

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            Give it a shot some time. Live a little. Life is all about experiencing new things.

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              Eyeball Paul was ahead of his time

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        Hydrogen peroxide is called oxygenated water in Spanish. H202, makes sense if you think about it.

        I’ll see myself out.

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